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Fanboys Need To Quit Whining

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 12 / 18
Date: October 26, 2004
Author: Amazon User

I believe that San Andreas is a great technical achievement, both from a gameplay and graphical standpoint. Rockstar took all of the best aspects from the previous GTA games, made some major improvements, (like jets, arcade games, tractors, etc.) and released one of the most amazing games ever. Who cares that the main character is a black man? And who cares that it is not on the X-box? The PS2 is an aging system, and San Andreas really pushes the system to it's limits. If you care more about gameplay, rather than pretty first person shooters, then I HIGHLY reccomend Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

What's up with all the pretend "kid" reviews?

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 6 / 6
Date: July 26, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I'm a 35 year old gamer whose' first computer was the Atari 400, (not the console, that was the 5200), it had no hard drive and 8k of ram. The point of mentioning this is that is I've seen just about all of this computer game thing evolve, and this is an excellent game, but that is what it is, a game. It won't turn you into a killer any more than Doom 3 will get the human race to Mars where demon armies are awaiting our arrival. These so called reviews by "children" are pathetic attempts by adults who have an agenda (but no real argument), and believe that by using poor grammer and inappropriate punctuation they will sway our sensibilities and appreciation for excellent craftsmanship. "OH, look poor Timmy says this game will ("meke mi frends wannt two kil and raep"), we better pull it now! Lighten up and have a little room on the planet for those of us who see black humor for what it is. I also see the fun in pretending I'm back in some kind of reptilian hind brain mode where the mores and laws of society don't apply to me, it's ridiculous fun to wreck carnage and get away with all the while knowing you are doing nothing more than rearranging 1's nd 0's in your cache files and hard drive.

Rockstar does it again.

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 24 / 48
Date: October 22, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Ok, so I am one of many crazed GTA fans writting a review on a game that has not even been released yet. So how can I give it 5 stars. Well, after seeing screens, videos, write ups and what not, let me just say.............ITS NOT THAT HARD!!! GTA-SA will easily blow away Vice City. From the 4 person driveby to dual guns. From Monster Trucks to construction vehicles. From Army Helicopters to Police Bikes... its all here. Also consider how each city is the same size as Vice City. So, think of it as vice city..... X3!!! Also, you can learn different fighting styles in the game. Tired of the simple punchy/kicky....well, why not bust out some karate moves...or how about some good ol' fasion boxing moves. You can make your character fit.....or FAT. Whatever your heart desires. Wreak havoc on the beaches and add a little spice to those late night parties. Or, grab yourself a heavy duty box truck and go rob a few houses. What a great way to make some cash, eh(home robberys are apparently triggerd the same way you would a regular side mission). Wanna get into a mega car chase with the cops. Go ahead...but watch it, because now they will shoot at you from their cars and bikes. SWAT teams standing on the edge of the helicopter while in flight. Oh, and speaking of flight... I dunno, just something about parachutting out of an airplane as it explodes makes that little evil part of my mind smile. Wanna beef up your ride? Add a little horse power? Customize your car into a Road Warrior. Not to mention owning your very own casino.....Ca-CHIN$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. And for those who can't stand the language and the violence...as well as those who see no point in this type of entertainment, please...reserve your comments for people who care, cause there are those of us who don't take these things seriously and just play it for the fun and enjoyment. So, mark the calenders(OCT 26th)its Bigger and BADDER..........GTA SAN ANDREAS!!!!!!!!!!!! We may never leave home again.

Somewhat disappointing.

3 Rating: 3, Useful: 6 / 6
Date: January 10, 2005
Author: Amazon User

On the drawing board, GTA San Andreas sounds perfect, make new missions, a new and longer storyline, new vehichles, new weapons, and a hidden CoOp mode. But in execution San Andreas feels all to familiar. The graphics are pretty much the same, as is the engine. The concept is also the same so really it feels all around like something I've played before. The workout/eating idea may sound good but actualy serves to be a pain in the [...]. While it's not groundbreaking like everyone says, GTA San Andreas can provide a lot of fun to newer gamers, while veterans may be a bit disppointed.

Vice City Unleased

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 10 / 14
Date: December 13, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Let me start off by saying that my whole family loves CJ aka Carl Johnson. He is our hero and he takes us on countless adventures. San Andreas contains all that is has come to be associated with the Grand Theft Auto genre. There is so much content that I could not believe it was possible to store as much data on a single disc.

San Andreas is a magnificent game. It embodies all aspects of a youthful imagination and even more of that of adults. The staff at Rock Star has successfully created a character that may actually be alive!

This game allows anyone to experience life as an inner city gang banger. In this game, CJ not only steals cars, but he has his various missions which are hard, but he can earn enough to buy property. He can play basketball, workout at the local gym, dance at a disco club, bet on the ponies, eat fast food, get a nice new hair cut, and last but certainly not least have a drink at a variety of bars.

At times, you might find yourself wondering if you are in a bad episode of Cops. You can go on missions as a member of law enforcement, emergency medic, taxi driver, and even the occasional pimp.

The environment is almost fully interactive. There are countless features that would make you want to buy this game. There is a Eighties soundtrack that is worth the cost of the game itself. There is the ability to change camera views. There is also the ability to play as other characters.

Parents be advised. This is one of those games you will have to play yourself before purchasing for children. It is for mature gamers only, and this time they mean it!

Hell-o

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 9 / 12
Date: December 19, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Hell-o, my name is Christopher-o, and I am here to talk about stupid people. Ya see this is a video game, no different from a movie. It has characters, a plot, etc. But it also has a lot of sexual content and violence, again no different than many movies out today. So why all the bitching about this game?


What people don't understand is that adults play video games too. Parents are protesting games like this because they think video games are just for kids. Well, they're not. Video games are rated just like movies, and they're rated for good reason. Watch Saw, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Brown Bunny, any Quentin Tarantino film. All of these movies have as much, if not more, sex and violence than GTA.


If you're a parent who's complaining about their little Johnny Sonofabitch playing violent video games like this, shut up. You do have a say in what your kids watch and play, just show some initiative. For christ's sake, put your foot down.
Look at the ratings of the game, and if it has what you consider to be questionable content, then don't let your child play it. It's as simple as that.

Now as for the game itself, it's fun. It's entertainment....that's all. It's not intended for children(look at the rating on the box you jackass!). If you enjoy video games and aren't easily offended, this is a good game. So please, be smart, quit yer bitchin', and monitor what your kids play.

One of the best PS2 games ever

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 9 / 12
Date: October 17, 2006
Author: Amazon User

GTA: San Andreas truely is wonderful. When I got the game I couldn't stop playing it. The "sandbox" do whatever you want style is wonderful. Missions in San Andreas are for the first time ever in the GTA universe FUN!!!!!! I enjoyed most (even though some are stupidly hard). Another great thing about the game is it has something for all types of gamers. Those who want to get everything and beat the game one hundred percent and those who just want to pick the game up for a few minutes and have fun. The controls are vastly improved upon than that of the the other two 3D GTAs with the abiltity to not "auto aim" being a welcome addition. The language is sometimes over the top vulger and I would not recomend it to other children out there as it is a very adult game. GET IT YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!

Rockstar, you magnificent ......

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 7 / 8
Date: November 15, 2004
Author: Amazon User

...you've done it again!

Although I wasn't going nuts in anticipation for this game like I was with Vice City two years ago (I was actually drooling over the Vice City pre-release screenshots), I was still eager. I put a five spot down for pre-order back in March or April, and when it came out, the store said they had my copy. While the shelves were empty and everybody else was scrambling to order a copy, I just waltzed right in, plunked down the rest of the money, and got my copy right away.

But that's not important. This review is about the game. Although I had read about how much more advanced the gameplay is, I had no idea it was THIS much advanced. This is unbelievable! Buying clothes, eating food, getting snacks and sodas from vending machines, getting haircuts, working out, getting tattooed, dancing (a big step ahead of me making Tommy Vercetti crouch up and down at the Malibu)... it goes on and on. Also, more cars (another Impala was added to the mix, along with a '68 Torino) have been added, and I know this has been said before, but... San Andreas is HUGE. I'm talkin' HUGE. It feels like the size of Liberty and Vice City combined times five. Really. (Also, check out Vinewood - it's a replica of Hollywood/Beverly Hills/Burbank, right down to the hall of fame!)

I'm sure you know this by now, but I'll tell you anyway. The story focuses on Carl "CJ" Johnson, a Los Santos (Los Angeles) native who's returned home to find out more about his dead mother. Along the way he has to prove himself, and fight to take control of the streets. Or you could just run around and cause mayhem. Whatever you like.

I'd say more, but I'll let the game speak for itself. Buy it. NOW.

Are you buying it?

BUY IT!

STOP READING THIS STUPID REVIEW AND BUY THE DAMN GAME!

it really sucks with out tommy! who is carl?

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 93 / 272
Date: May 21, 2004
Author: Amazon User

I beilive this game is really going to be the best gta ever! i think gta just gets better and better over time. i just love how rock star north has made it more realistic than vice city and gta3 like how you can recruit gang members and engage in four person drive-by's or plot house robberies also the new stamina meter and how you will now have to eat food and just the little things like ridding bikes or swimming. its also cool that you can cruise on over to La Venturra and open your own casino or just gamble in the casinos already there. over all i think this game will just blow your mind. only thing that really really sucks is they replaced gta:vice city's Tommy Vercetti with some new guy named Carl. other than that I HIGHLY RECOMEND THIS GAME BUY IT BELIVE ME YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOITED!

One more mature game

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 10 / 15
Date: December 08, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Most 18 year olds and college students think that Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is an enjoyable video game. They also understand the difference between the real world and the virtual world. Young children, can be impressionable, and can sometimes obtain their ideas from video games. In this game they would be following the examples of criminals whom are rewarded for crimes. What kind of things are games teaching our children by encouraging theft, murder, and prostitution? These are crimes in America, and should not be taken lightly; therefore, parents should use caution before allowing their children play this game.
The game is filled with an abundance of crime, such as stealing moving vehicles. In the game the player can steal vehicles from police, paramedics, fire fighters, and motorists. The criminal will run up to a car, open the door and throw the guy out, then take off with his car. If a police car sees this, the criminal has to make a speedy getaway. Driving like a bat out of hell through traffic, down allies, over sidewalks running over anything or anyone in their way. The criminal paints a masterpiece over the city with blood and destruction. However, this game depicts worse crimes than theft, such as murder.
Consequently, what is "Grand Theft Auto" telling the young and impressionable about human life? This game portrays a criminal walking up to an innocent person and beating them to death for cash. Blood then gushes from the innocent person's body and pools on the pavement. Some vibration of the controller can be felt with every hit. This could be a way to earn cash or just to have fun. With this act shown, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Another item that this game portrays poorly is how to treat women.
This game is teaching children to be disrespectful to women. In the game prostitutes are convinced with money, to place them in the car to have sexual relations with the criminal. No sex is depicted but the controller shakes, simulating orgasm. By doing this the "life source" or power is regenerated. And then for the final insult, the character can kill the prostitute to obtain the money back. No wonder this game has an "M" rating.
Even the Entertainment Software Ratings Board (E.S.R.B.) rating is "M" for mature or seventeen and older. Parents are not being told to not let their children play this game; but much rather are being told to learn more about the game. This game has many appalling influences, but is acceptable if played by someone that has the maturity to understand that it is just a game.

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