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STRANGE, AWESOME, OFFENSIVE 9.5 OUT OF 10
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 0 / 0
Date: November 26, 2007
Author: Amazon User
Although I can like playing kids games, games like Conker's Bad Fur Day are some of the reasons why gamers got into adult-oriented and offensive games in the first place because of this vulgar little squirrel. And I gotta tell you it feels great doing bad things that anger many parents in games. This game has excellent missions, plenty of gore, hilarious sexual themes and humor, tons of swearing, inappropriate jokes that are still funny, wierd characters, strange weapons, and an awesome multiplayer experience. The multiplayer experience is still one of the main attractions to this game because it's still really, really awesome to shoot, decapitate, fry, stab, and blow up your friends. Also worth mentioning are sequences in the game that represent things similar to Saving Private Ryan, and the part of the game in which to defeat flame creatures you must get Conker drunk and make him pee on the flame creatures. The only problem with the game are the controls which are at times wonky. The world war II themes in this game are far better made than the horrible PSone mess Hogs of War which I awarded a 3.5 out of 10 mark, compared to this game which I awarded a 9.5 out of 10. So please, do yourself a favor and play one of the best games ever made on N64 and one of the best games ever made period.
vulgar squirl
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 0 / 0
Date: March 24, 2007
Author: Amazon User
this game is fun and good graphics. so many creative levels and people.
this game is 15 hours long. not long for a video game. its for people over 17 for the vulgar bathroom humour. i have seen the type of humour in PG_13 movies. is it for people 17 and up? i say 13 and up.
A crazy animal, killer game.
3
Rating: 3,
Useful: 1 / 1
Date: January 26, 2007
Author: Amazon User
This game is good. I'll just say it. Although I don't actually own it, and only played multiplayer(but have watched single). The graphics are, sound is, and humour is fantastic. You can...on people, you can get..., and the health is chocolate(weird, huh?) and the multiplayer is fantastic! You can play sudden death mode or capture the flag, or steeling bank money, or running the #$@* out of a room that will fill with gas, unless you are wearing a gas mask. Weapons include flame-throwers, crossbows, MP5's, thompson's, and if I'm not mistaken, chainsaws. So, if you still have one of these things, buy it, but it IS rated M!
Hee Hee...
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 0 / 2
Date: September 14, 2006
Author: Amazon User
Conker fools some parents! He looks so cute, but... you get it and you see the big M lol..
This game a classic, a miz of well every game type! Wow..
It also has AMAZING 2-4 player mode! I love the war mode!
Its the SHC (squrell high cammand ) v.s. the tediz ( tedy bears )
amazeing! must get game!
- sory if i missspelled this, I rushed it
Don't listen to him
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 1 / 1
Date: June 10, 2006
Author: Amazon User
The guy that rated this 1star obviously only watched the intro video. This game has a plot, Conker gets drunk loses his way, then ends up in a world unlike any other. He only wants to get home. Also the Panther King wants Conker brought to him so he can be used as a table leg. No Plot???? Untrue!!!!!!!!
A worthless piece of garbage
1
Rating: 1,
Useful: 1 / 25
Date: May 06, 2006
Author: Amazon User
If you want to see cute cartoon animals acting just like Beavis & ButtHead,then look no further than this disaster of a game.Once a lovable squirrel that fought acorns,poor Conker has been turned into a furry Beavis(or furry ButtHead)and generally staggers through the game,accomplishing absolutely NOTHING.And that's just how you feel when you try to play this piece of garbage-you'll constantly feel that you're not getting anywhere and that you're not accomplishing a single thing.In the game,all you do is get drunk,swear,stagger around,puke and have a hangover-all through the entire game.You'll start to feel like you're in the animal version of Beavis & ButtHead(remember how much Beavis & ButtHead love to swear,do drugs and get drunk?),and you'll start to wonder where the fun and enjoyment is.Unlike "Conker's Pocket Tales",there are no goals to accomplish,there is no plot,and there is absolutely NOTHING to do except swear,get drunk,puke and have a hangover.Despite how much people try to get you to believe that "Conker's Bad Fur Day" is the greatest game around,you'll learn the truth about this game:That it's just a big promotion for alcohol.
Do yourselvwes a favor and get "Conker's Pocket Tales" instead.If you want a REAL M-rated game,then get Grand Theft Auto.
A great game
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 1 / 1
Date: March 31, 2006
Author: Amazon User
This game is higly entertaining, hilarious, and overall great
The good:
Great voice acting
a healthy amount of South Park style humor
Love the various movie paradys (Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix, Aliens, Dracula)
The multiplayer mode is what really makes this game shine
graphics are good
The Bad
The story has no real direction...if it wasnt for the mulitplayer mode, it probably wouldnt be as fun
the ugly
not a game for kids
THE MOST HILARIOUS AND BEST GAME EVER MADE!!!
3
Rating: 3,
Useful: 0 / 2
Date: February 22, 2006
Author: Amazon User
I played this game when it first came out and i immediately loved it!! i love CBFD!!!!! i just love it more than anything in the world!! more than my family!!!!! i will be a big idiot if they never made CBFD, so listen everybody....Nobody!!! and i mean Nobody!!! will EVER love CBFD as much as i do!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!! so if u think u love it more than me, u dont know how obsessed i am with it!!!! i have nearly 3 CBFD!!!! and 2 nintendo 64 systems!!!! all for my CBFD to last 4 life!!!!!! the only game that means the most 2 me!!! so i highly recommend it!! its great!!!!!! I conker's bad fur day this much (this line NEVER ends)))*******
......... dRoP kICkEd iN ThE heaD ............
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 0 / 2
Date: February 01, 2006
Author: Amazon User
Eeeee'Gad, bROthers anD SIstErs... I finally found me a copy of the N64 Conker! Been a weeeee Li'l adventure over 3 years to get my hands on one... and after hearing so much, friend's recommending it, and reviews galore... and wondering what the heck it was all about... ah, cripes... the bloody bloke has stole my heart! "Hey! Don't forget me... there's moNeEy over here!"
the conkerer of the N64
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 2 / 5
Date: September 11, 2005
Author: Amazon User
this game is so much fun. i just got my copy at bookmans for 25 bucks and it is worth every penny. Plus, my copy had all of the levels unlocked. Plus my favorite part in the game, is when Conker goes to war. That chapter is just so much fun to play. Plus, when u play this in front of kids, give them earmuffs. Seriously. The game has more kusses in it than an explicit Korn cd. Plus the multi-player is the best i have ever played. In the mult-player, you can unlock similar charactors from the single player. And release a total war on them. There are also other options like race and someother things i havent played yet. Games like this remind me why i like games so much and why i love my N64. Plus this has some of the best 64 graphics ive seen without the expansion pak. I reccomend this game instead of Conker:Live and reloaded for the xbox. If your lucky enough to find a copy, buy it. Even if u dont have a 64, get this and a 64. Plus i reccomend for people like, 13 years of age.
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