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Original swing on what could've been a dull Banjo clone!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: July 29, 2001
Author: Amazon User

_____The game is the dirty humor equal to South Park.... Don't forget to add a ridiculously funny story and lots of movie scene references.

_____But underneath all that candy lies a really good platformer. Conker is easy to control (not as easy as Banjo on Banjo-Tooie), and the game play system is easy to understand. Conker does different actions depending on the level he's on, so there really is no repetition. The camera is a bit of a pain and could've used some more work, but I've seen much worse. And the N64 graphics and sound are top-notch for the system.

PSX owners, there is a new king in town!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: December 16, 2001
Author: Amazon User

Remember the old days when N64 owners felt low because all the PSX owners say that N64 is low because it is kiddy and cartridges can't store good cut scenes? Good news is that starting in the year 2000, N64 came out with the best games of all time and this is one of them. There is about 2 hours of cut-scenes, long enough to keep you awake, but not too long like Final Fantasy's 3 hour cut-scenes. The graphics is really good but Banjo-Tooie is better. But don't worry, it is still far better looking than any PSX games. The game is really fun because it takes you to an army camp and it even has matrix styled fight in one level. Everytime Conker talks, his lips
will match the words he said. PSX owners, prepare yourself for the next generation of gaming. Wonder what GAMECUBE can do.

Crude. Corrupting. Hilarious.

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: March 18, 2002
Author: Amazon User

I don't believe I've ever had so much fun with a Nintendo game..
If you have stress, play this game. It's an all out slugfest of fun. I had hours of fun playing with my friends. While some of the stuff is very.. immature, most of the game is simply hilarious. If you're not being peed on in the Multi-Player mode, than your duking it out with a variety of weapons or maybe even robbing a bank. ^^ I found the game to be quite a stress-reliever, since you can simply go around and beat people to a bloody pulp with a bat, or (my personal favorite ;)) blow up people with a bazooka. If you love cute, crude, and perverted humor, go out and get this game. I couldn't get enough of it. ^_^

This is a great game

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: April 01, 2002
Author: Amazon User

THe humor in this game is great. The multiplayer is the best multiplayer in any game i have ever played,I love killing evil teddie bears

HAHAHA! Excuse my French, but this is so ... funny!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: May 05, 2002
Author: Amazon User

First off, this game is definately not for everyone, there is
violence, alchohal and drug abuse, foul language, though they beep out ... and once even ... but I think it's just to be funny, which it is. You start out as Conker, a squirrel that
gets drunk on night and needs to find his way home, the plot is
generally stupid as you avoid idiotic weasels serving the
"Fabled Panther King" who needs a replacement table leg but only
a red squirrel (Conker) will fit under the table, and he needs to get you so he won't spill his milk, sounds like a kid's game?
I thought so too but then my friends saying how funny it was and
talking about this giant peice of singing poop, and being as immature as I was (am), said "I need to get this game" So my mom
got it for me for Christmas and it starts out boring and really fustrating, as Conker is drunk and can barely jump, then he sips some milk and is fine, you also get drunk later so you can ...
out some XXX whiskey and put out fiery demons and move rocks.
Anyway after a slow beginning, it gets great, pouring prune juice in a cow dish to get them to ..., throw toilet paper in
a singing peice of ... mouth, bite a giant caveman in the butt with a raptor named fangy, defeat him, look up a giant cavewomans bra and faint.
The game also makes fun of movies, in the Saving Private Ryan
scene, you're in a boat about to fight Tediz, (evil teddy bears). And if you've seen the movie, you know how the guy steering the boat says, "Thirty seconds, God be with you"? Well
in here, the squirrel says, "Thirty seconds, Nice knowing you guys. Then all the squirrels get gunned down, they make fun of
it when Conkers in the water, and they show a squirrel picking
up his own arm, like in the movie. And then there's the Matrix
level where you are killing weasels that guard the Panther King's bank and becoming a millionare, and----theres a [disappointing]
ending as well as a [disappointing] beginning where----I won't tell, just buy the game and find out, it's well worth the money, the characters, with the exception of the butt-ugly alein at the end and the pile of [stuff], you're Dracula\Bat\Squirrel ancestor, and
the Tediz, many of the characters are cute, especially Conker and Berri, his girlfriend, and the baby raptor that you end up
killing and sacrificing to an statue god to get any farther.
The graphics are great, and the controls are good, so that
pretty much ends my reveiw, here are some Pros and Cons.

Pros:
Funniest game for N64
Great graphics
Good controls
Characters mouths actually move when they speak
Will guaratee to have you sitting in fornt of the TV with
you're mout open, laughing
Great multiplayer, including war games and heist.

Cons:
Not for anyone under 17, ...
Intense laguage, violence, and sexual humor, (like a bee
"polinating" a big-breasted flower, you can only only hear the
ohhs and ahhs, but you see Conkers frightened face expressions.
Not-so-good beginning, horrible ending
Some cutscenes are very lame.

Although there are quite a few cons, and it gets started and
ends horribly, but it's a great game. Truly worthy of [money]
and possibly has the best cartoon graphics ever made for N64.
I hope my reveiw helped.
Parents: Do not buy this if you're kids are eiher very sensitive or crazy, either way, it would push them to the edge.
Peace out.
...

This is the best game ever made!!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: May 24, 2002
Author: Amazon User

Conker is the greatest game of all time! There's just so much to it! Yeah sure, the plot isn't that great, but that's not a big deal. This is the funniest game ever made! The dialogue is awesome! Conker's has some really funny lines and some hilarius facial expressions. And some of the challenges are just so silly they're funny. The singing poo, how can u not laugh at that? What makes it so great too is the variety of challenges. One moment u're shooting zombies in a creepy environment, one minute u're jumping around shooting people matrix style, and another moment u're peeing on firey zombies. There is no game that is more creative than this! and the movie parodies are hilarious! If you can find a more creative, fun filled game then please tell me about it. This is the best game of all time, and I hope that there's a sequel on Gamecube.

Nintendo will NEVER be the same again...

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: July 14, 2002
Author: Amazon User

From the company that prides itself on fun, kid-oriented games like Pokemon, Mario, Kirby, and other mascots...comes Conker, the beer-drinking, frying-pan toting squirrel who's having a VERY bad day. When you have a mature title that's completely backed by Nintendo and developed by Rareware, the creators of such masterpieces like GoldenEye 007, Perfect Dark, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie, Blast Corps, and so on, you know the game is going to be good. Heck, you know a game HAS to be good when it features a boss known as the "Great Mighty Poo."

Conker's BFD isn't as offensive as it was made out to be. All the really bad swearing is replaced by the standard beeping noises, and the strong sexual inneundo is limited to only one or two parts of the game. The rest of the game features either graphic, cartoon violence (exploding cows, flying body parts) or bathroom humour (urinating on bad guys, biting opponents in the 'twig and berries'). With the ommission of the more sexual stuff, my brother and sister, still in grade school, were mature enough to handle everything else, and the three of us had a blast playing Conker.

Even if the gameplay was bad (which it isn't), Conker's BFD is still a great technical achievement. All the characters talk, which makes for A LOT of speech, and their words are lip-synched to their mouths, and they all have real-time facial expressions. Environments are varied, including spoofs on The Matrix, Gladiator, and Saving Private Ryan. Rare never fails to milk the N64 hardware for all its worth.

Gameplay is very diverse. First off, Rare's habit of making players collect tons of stuff to add "replay" value is not in this game. All players will collect is money, and really, who doesn't want that? An all purpose "context sensitive" pad allows Conker to do whatever it takes to get that money. When standing atop one of these pads, one can pull out guns, a slingshot, or pull out some odd prop like a detonator to complete the task. The controls are easy to learn, and with Conker moving from one completely different situation to the next, the game never becomes boring. It's short, yes, but there is the option of allowing the player to replay their favourite scenes, which they can proudly demonstrate to friends. This is a great feature, because like a good movie, Conker's BFD features many hilarious situations and events which must be scene to be believed. The writing staff at Rare is sharp, witty, and even included some odd British humour. Above all that, the game includes tons of multiplayer modes which can be played against computer opponents or real friends.

My one gripe with Conker's BFD are the controls. Conker can be difficult to maneuver at times, partly due to a clumsy camera system. You'll come across many frustrating events where you have to crawl across a beam or navigate an obstacle course, only you'll fall or get squashed, die, and restart all over again. It's nothing that a little patience can't master, and you'll be glad you did, but the game can go from fun to frustrating real fast.

However, Conker is an excellent game. It's a technical marvel, with lots of humour and diverse gameplay modes. This odd, N64 classic needs to be in your collection. Get it before the N64 becomes completely obsolete.

Conker's Bad Fur Day- MY RATING AND REVIEW

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: August 22, 2002
Author: Amazon User

Let me start about it's rating- it's rated mature for adults. Well, I have to say it can be very violent. And the whole thing about having a huge hangover throughout the game would definitely be looked at as not for kids below seventeen. But if you're like my parents (I am only twelve) you'll let your kid anyway only because you let him/her/them watch movies like that, anyways. So, even though I see why it would be rated m for mature, I think it's appropriate for kids twelve and up, depending on how mature they are.

Now, about the graphics, I really don't think they were as good as everyone says! Maybe it's just me, but the game is very frustrating because of it's angles and somewhat odd graphics. I know the colors are "rich and green" but the game. . . well, it doesn't show because sometimes it gets frustrating.

I give it a four because of the frustrating angles. But, if it weren't for that, the game would be a five. Most definitely. I found it very fun to play.

NOTE: If you are the kind of person who can't play bright games because your eyes start to water a lot, this is not a game for you. My own father is like that and he can't play the game at all. (He used to wear SHADES to play Turok!)

an amazing game

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: October 23, 2002
Author: Amazon User

this is a great game, no doubt the funniest console game to ever come out. the graphics a spectaculiar( for n64), and both one and multi player are awsome. the spoofs are hilarious, and the sound effects are great.

HOLY crap

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: December 28, 2002
Author: Amazon User

This is by far the funniest game ive ever played on any system. its got some of the best graphics on the n64 ive ever seen (next to pd and zelda) and its made bye RARE! to see such a cutte and cuddly character turn into a throw up swering little punk, its frigin hilarious! the spoofs are the best like the matrix and savin private ryan....jesus rare is the best at makin games! i highly recomend this game to hardcore gamerrs but not for the little children. the sweraing is unessisary and it made the game stand out the way it is! its the funniest game of all time and i hiley recomend it to the average gamer. and i have =spent a long time plying it to so that meanss its got a good replay value and a good length! jes! BYE THIS GAME AS SSOONN as possible!!!

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