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Xbox : Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball Reviews

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Gas Gauge 75
Below are user reviews of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball and on the right are links to professionally written reviews. The summary of review scores shows the distribution of scores given by the professional reviewers for Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Column height indicates the number of reviews with a score within the range shown at the bottom of the column. Higher scores (columns further towards the right) are better.

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IGN 92
GameSpy 60
GameZone 92
1UP 75






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Pour adolescent boutonneux

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 5
Date: February 22, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Ce jeux est fait pour un adolescent qui n'a jamais vu une fille dans un playboy. Le seul interet est de voir les personnages féminin en maillot de bain. Le gameplay est nul et les fonction limité... A place d'acheter ce jeux la... Aller donc prendre le Extreme Outlaws volleyball qui est beaucoup plus complet.

Dead rather than Alive

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 5
Date: February 04, 2003
Author: Amazon User

This game is once again proof our beloved magazine reviewers of old have sold out to the larger companies, professing to us that they're games are all great when they obviously are not.

For a game that is supposed to have great volleyball game play, you get an "immense" selction of 2 buttons to work with throughout a volleyball game (oh and the directional stick), a partner you can never control (which is fine), and a whole lot of "I can't belive I just forked out over $50 for this game" relization at no extra charge.

IGN rated this game over a 9. Reality is this game rates in at about 3 (maybe 5 if you really like casino sims because DOA has a nice casino mini game). Yeah the graphics are great, but quickly grow tiresome as this game will not be able to hold your interest for more than 2-4 hours.

Recommendation: Rent it first. Or at least wait a few more weeks when you will more than likely be able to pick it up used for real cheap. Until then look at Panzer Dragoon.

Keep Playing,
Egomine

This is sad

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 6 / 77
Date: January 12, 2003
Author: Amazon User

Seriosly, it isn't that good of a game it is a waste of 50 bucks just to see some tids if u are reading this that means your online so go to a XXX website don't spend 50 dollers it's.......sad

Gameplay sucks and the girls rock

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 6
Date: March 18, 2003
Author: Amazon User

The only good part of this game is the great graphics. The camera angle and controllers sucks so bad that it is really difficult to play. I thought this was a 4 player game. It turns out that it is 2 player game and you control 2 girls at the same time with each analog thumb thingy. The camera angle only shows 2 to 3 girls at a time so you can hardly play and it scrolls to the other side of the net with the ball. If you need to see hot half naked girls you'll find it here but they are also fake, so go find a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition instead.

Poor beach vball game

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 7
Date: January 24, 2003
Author: Amazon User

If your looking for a good beach vball game, go elsewhere. This game is not about vball at all. Game play is horrible. The only good thing about this game are the animations. Your better off picking up an old school nintendo and Super Spike Volley Ball.

Is that volleyball made of silicon?

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 7
Date: February 23, 2003
Author: Amazon User

What do you do when you want to sell a video game about a sport that is about as popular as the XFL? Well just have all the charactors be women with large....volleyball skills and have them wear swimsuits. Considering the target market for this game is teen males 14-25, this will probably be a popular game. But this game should come with a sign for the buyer to wear. The sign would of course read Virgin, in big red letters. For the 50 dollars you'd spend on this game, you could buy some adult entertainment videos and not look as pervy.

What in the...?

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 8
Date: July 05, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Tecmo, the bastion of ludicrousness it all-too-often is, has struck an all-new low of gimmick-ridden awful gaming: Dead or Alive: X-Treme Beach Volleyball, the greasy nerd's wet dream, and one of the most fan-service intensive wastes of DVD space this generation has to offer.

Could there be a title more shallow than this? I spent a full half an hour of my life playing this game, and had already mastered the volleyball system to the point where I would win at least five out of six matches; the one out of six I lost were due to the AI suddenly going from retard to Gameshark in three seconds flat.

Now, let's be honest: the selling point of this game is a bunch of digitized babes running around in a digitized world showing off their digitized boobies, the quintessential greasy pre-pubescent teenager's fantasy world - as a result, this game is not designed to actually be a volleyball game so much as it is a dating sim with a volleyball mini-game. We all know that Tecmo is really Japanese for "disingenuous," so this isn't very surprising.

So what if I look at this as a dating sim? Well, there are about five quintillion different kinds of bikinis and gifts one can present to the high-polygon girls in an attempt to woo them into playing volleyball with you. More often than not I would spend all my time doing that stupid balancing game to earn money to own the blackjack game with, earning more money to thus buy more worthless trinkets for the girls, all in an attempt to play some volleyball. Maybe after a good fifteen hours of repetition and gift giving you can sway some polygonal sorority girl over to your side, only to get the unluck of the draw and be stuck with Super Computer 2000 who rapes you in five seconds and forces you to spend fifteen more hours playing worthless minigames to buy items to sway another polygonal sorority girl over to your side, ad infinitum.

Oh, wait - did I say I would look at this like a dating sim? Sorry.

People, I beseech you, for the love of god and all that is holy, AVOID THIS GAME. Thank you.

Rating: 1 out of 10

Boring and Horrible Sound

2 Rating: 2, Useful: 1 / 13
Date: December 27, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I was incredibly disappointed with this game after some of the rave reviews it received. I think either people were totally into the mostly naked women or they haven't played many games before because the game itself is lame.

Hot Babes or Wot!!!!!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 19
Date: October 26, 2002
Author: Amazon User

Now they r sexy!!! The graphix r amazin' so it makes the game, and the girls! look absolutely amazing. I wanna gettit cos the girls r hot and the graphix r kool

great game!!!!!!!!!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 26
Date: November 09, 2002
Author: Amazon User

this is going to be a great game when it comes out, (see I don't have to use the word Delicious 50,000,000 times to say that!)


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