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THIS GAME IS SWEEEEEEET!!!
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 1 / 3
Date: August 06, 2005
Author: Amazon User
THIS GAME IS SO COOL. I mean, collecting DNA is fun, but killing the military and destroying the white house? AWESOME! And, you get to rip out peoples brainstems and see their heads explode!! This game is some of the most fun I'll have all year!!
Destroy All Humans Is Chaotic Fun
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 1 / 3
Date: June 26, 2005
Author: Amazon User
The whole point of this THQ and Pandemic feature, is to cause as much chaos as you can. You will have the best fun with Psychokenisis which is upgradableso you could pick up cars and tanks and robots. Yes I said robots. It will remind you of GTA, Mars Attacks, and all the B-grade si-fi movies of the 1950's. 5/5 and 10/10 and two thumbs way up!
This Game is Anti-Republican
1
Rating: 1,
Useful: 5 / 44
Date: July 19, 2005
Author: Amazon User
The game has decent graphics. Destroying building with your flying saucer is fun at first but gets tedious. The "stealth" based missions are frustrating. With no mission save points if you make a mistake, then you may find yourself forced to start the mission over.
The hardest flaw in the game for me to get over is the blatant pushing of liberal politics. It takes cheap shots at President George W. Bush with sayings like "I should have joined the Texas Air National Guard. Now that would be some easy duty." Both Nixon and Sen. Joe McCarthy are mocked. Communism is treated like an imaginary threat or a conspiracy theory. When you scan the brains of many pedistrian NPCs, they have homosexual thoughts. Who thinks that is fun? Who is the target audience here?
The developer is located in Australia. I think they have a flawed image of the United States of America. They certainly have little idea what is fun.
sweet
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 1 / 4
Date: August 03, 2005
Author: Amazon User
this was one of the best games i have played in a long time....
This is the funniest game I have ever played..........
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 1 / 4
Date: August 11, 2005
Author: Amazon User
You should play this game it's a once in a lifetime gaming experience. You can slam people up against the wall.I have a cheat code that you can make people crap their pants. I was playing the game and this dude was shooting me and I turned around and picked him up with my telicanesus powers(that means you can pick them up with your mind.) This has been the funniest gaming experience ever.
funny game
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 1 / 4
Date: December 15, 2005
Author: Amazon User
2005 rated teen.Destroy all humans is a good game if you are looking for something funny and destructive.the game could be compared to 50s aliens movies .you have a lot of weapons,you have a jet pack,a spaceship.sometimes you will be in your spaceshpip ,and other times without.you can hipnotize poeple to make them dance,you can read in their mind and even become invisible.when you read in their minds something funny will be said and dumb things.what i like is that you can hipnotize humans and make them do funny dances.if you want to appreciate this game you got to like funny things its not serious like gta or driver.the police are dumb and they get mind-problems when you get invisble.you can play with the cows and make them fly.you get to catch rings.the blood in this game is green.when youre in the spaceship you can grab cars and throw them away to destroy other cars or you can throw them in the water.missions are good and funny at a reasonnable difficulty level.you should rent the game and then decide if you want to buy it .its a diverse game even if youve beaten the game its still fun to play.worth to at least rent.if you enjoy funny things then you might like like it.if you like sci-fi you also might like it.a very good game
COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 2 / 16
Date: November 02, 2005
Author: Amazon User
This game is cool.You can make the chickens do the chicken dance and you can make the people do that to.You can read peoples thoughes and you can pick people up throw people and you can turn into them.
Pass
2
Rating: 2,
Useful: 1 / 7
Date: August 04, 2005
Author: Amazon User
I rented this and ended up just watching and not playing. The controls for this game are ALL backwards - press forward to see backward,etc. Which is kind of the reason I threw the remote in frusteration. It wasn't entertaining me enough to warrant my attention. Picking up and throwing cows to start with? That is beyond stupid! Wasn't the name "Destroy all HUMANS?" Whatever.
When you're not being dizzy, you DO get to do some fun things in the perky 50's era world. Throwing humans, reading their minds, occasionally hypnotizing them, zapping them. Be ready for the flame gun. Much time is spent extracting brain stems as well as going on missions. That's where it reminds me a bit of Grand Theft Auto 3 and Vice... Chase people to find others, turn into a human and read thoughts to stay human - it runs out fast! Fly onto houses and buildings to cool down your wanted radar...Just be careful you don't take your eyes off your health and get trapped. Dead, it's a cover-up, and you have to start ALL the way from the beginnning of the level. Not hard, but annoying. Also the aliens are beyond ugly grey/green little monsters, so you're always being screamed at and shot at. Better than the latest GTA, but killer camera and a lot of stupidity. Perfect for younger males and the little rampaging boy at heart.
Me? I'm waiting for Jaws.
Mars attacks! (?)
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 0 / 3
Date: October 18, 2006
Author: Amazon User
It`s pretty obvious that this game was based on the Tim Burton flick Mars attacks! (which ain`t a bad thing) to the obvious (oh c`mon, look at capitol city, exact replica of DC; which was part of the main assalt in MA) to the not so obvious. (they both have "!"s at the end of their titals) After you beat the game you unlock the full length 1959 B-movie: TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
I wonder what movie DAH 2 will have....
PS. what`s with the fake city names? ie: Rockwell (Roswell) Area 42 (Area 51)
odd.....
aliens killing people!
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 0 / 1
Date: October 31, 2006
Author: Amazon User
How's THIS for a twist- you're an alien, and you have to eliminate all humans! Every other time it's the other way around, and the aliens are the ones getting zapped.
Destroy All Humans is great fun because, as an alien, you go around destroying humans in all sorts of wild ways. The game is easy because you hardly ever die. That's probably the one weak point of the game. Everything else about it is quite a lot of fun.
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