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Playstation 2 : Bard's Tale Reviews

Below are user reviews of Bard's Tale and on the right are links to professionally written reviews. The summary of review scores shows the distribution of scores given by the professional reviewers for Bard's Tale. Column height indicates the number of reviews with a score within the range shown at the bottom of the column. Higher scores (columns further towards the right) are better.







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Great gameplay & story line

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: February 01, 2006
Author: Amazon User

Probably one of the best game story lines I have ever seen or played. The Bard is a major smart ass and is your typical macho male, all he thinks about is sex and beer. Game play is sort of challenging at parts, but not too hard and confusing. It won't leave you frustrated and turning off the console. The visual aspects of the game could have been better, but sound quality is great. You got to love the little green guys and their random songs and the undead break dancing was genius. The freaking skeleton tells the zombies that they "just go served". Hilarious. Great game and will look forward to something similar to this. Only downfall is that it is one player. We need more two player games like this and Champions of Norath.

probably the best game ive bought in awhile...

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: May 18, 2006
Author: Amazon User

wow, is all i have to say about this game, really... It was fun from start to finish, a complete blast.

STORY - The storyline is pretty good. The Bard is just some guy that can conjure up animals, people, and elementals. You start off as him conjuring a rat to scare a bar owner chic and make it go away for a meal... and of course you hit on her, blah blah... its hilarious... then you get into the missions and you (along with all the corpses you run into during the game!) have been labeled as "the chosen one". What have you been chosen for? you've been chosen to free the princess... Along the way you run into all sorts of enemies and allies... The best part are these little trowl's that sing and dance like oompa-loompas! HILARIOUS!!! Eventually, you'll make it to the princess and have THREE endings to choose from (either choose to save her, leave her, or side with the guy imprisoning her).

CHARACTERS - Of course you only play as the Bard, but you can conjure up 16 different beings. All of these are useful (you have a healer, a trap finder, elementals, an archer, a bodyguard etc etc). and on top of that you can call up the main bosses that you have defeated along the way using crystals that you pick up... A very original concept, if you ask me!

WEAPONS - There are alot of weapons in the game, you can, like always, pick them up or buy them. This game has a slight Diablo feel to it when it comes to the weapons, because you have to upgrade to use certain weapons such as the Flails or 2-handed swords.

HILARITY - This game incorporates the great concept of choosing what you say... normally that would be a so-so thing, but in this one you can either be A) nice to people, or B) rude and sarcastic! (of course i prefer the second, but i would watch using it, because it will get you in alot of trouble OR make you have to pay your way 10fold!). Everything the Bard says is hilarious. He is just SO politically incorrect you wont stop laughing until he stops talking!

GAMEPLAY/CONTROLS - the controls and gameplay of this game are great... the only thing that confused me was WHY is there a jump button when you NEVER use it?! The coolest thing is that the blocking is more realistic than most games, you have to block RIGHT when the enemy attacks! Which is alot better than most games where you just hold the block button down and nobody can hurt you... thats weak.

COMPLAINTS - um... yeah, i dont think i have any! i would have liked the game to have been a little bit longer, but thats expected from me, i say that about every game, so disregard! so really, i have no complaints at all!

CONCLUSION - this game is probably a must get for any gamer. i dont really like games like this, but this one is definetly one of my favorite games EVER now. get it and have yourself a good laugh! (also, if you DO buy it, when you get to the end and can choose from the different endings, save first and when you beat it DONT save over your data or else you wont be able to go back and see the other endings... I personally suggest choosing "me" first from the endings, happy gaming!)

Bard's Tale is good ole fun

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: August 23, 2006
Author: Amazon User

I have been playing Bard's Tale for a few hours now, and i find it to be a pretty decent, if not great, game to play. Of course, being a fan of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I love that kind of humor in my games. It definetely adds some spice to the game. It's worth buying.

Bard's Tale

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: January 04, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This was a fun game. Game play was not necessarily the best, but the comic relief made the game very enjoyable. The price was well worth the game play value.

Humor makes this otherwise average game top-notch.

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: September 14, 2007
Author: Amazon User

It's an action RPG. So far as game play or graphics, there's nothing special about this nowadays. It would deserve a 3 or 3.5 out of 5 at the most. But the humor! The writers know ALL the RPG cliches* and mock them without mercy. On levels that might take 30-45 minutes to finish I'll play for 3 or 4 hours just to try all the different story lines and catch all the jokes. The humor pushes it to an easy 5 star rating.

If you have a sense of humor and enjoy RPGs you need to play this!

*for example, the obligatory Lava Level is NAMED the obligatory Lava Level.

Great game

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: February 17, 2008
Author: Amazon User

A Bards tale, is a great game. Not for Kids through. I bought this game for my husband for his birthday with the game guide (a must have) and he was on cloud nine. The Bard is a snarky fellow that is thrown into a situation and he copes with it to the best of his ablities. The dialog is halrious, and he says things that you wish Link could say. He's a bit on the sour side, and it's great. It's a one person game, not multiplayer, set in a fansty type world.

believe the reviews, this game is a riot!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: March 20, 2008
Author: Amazon User

I bought this game based on the recommendations on this very page. and it's all true, the game is wickedly funny, the dialogs are highly entertaining and if you are a an RPG fan, this is for you. If anyone knows any other RPGs like this (that don't take themselves so seriously and make you laugh like crazy) please drop me a note, i am dying to play another one like this one. thank you!

Bards Tale good game!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: August 08, 2008
Author: Amazon User

I like this game it's pretty cool it sort of makes you feel like your in the 13 hundreds which is pretty cool. Buy this game you'll really enjoy it.

Loved it!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: August 16, 2008
Author: Amazon User

I bought this based on recommendations here. It's the 1st PS2 game I've ever bought for myself. (It's my son's game system). What a treat! I laughed throughout the game. The humor is adult based. I hope I can find more like it! The gameplay is not too hard, yet not so easy as to be boring.

Very fun and entertaining game, but....

3 Rating: 3, Useful: 0 / 2
Date: September 01, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I had a blast playing this game, but there were several points where I got stuck in the clipping and had to reset the game and as luck would have it, I was far from the save books.

Other than these issues, it was a very fun game.

I wasn't able to finish it though because of the clipping snags.


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