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Two Thumbs Way Down
1
Rating: 1,
Useful: 2 / 17
Date: November 15, 2001
Author: Amazon User
This game is very stupid and pointless. I wouldn't give it any stars if I could. This game is a waist of money, Heck they should be paying you. I give this game -5 stars hoping this review will help someone. That's not all the animation is bad and the plot is childish!
If you Like Running a Hospital This is the Game for you
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 6 / 7
Date: July 19, 2002
Author: Amazon User
A couple of years back I remember playing a demo for this game. I told myself one day I will get the game and I did.
Pros: the graphic are nice, it funny, you get to run a hospital, serveral level to play, easy to play, and you get to deal with all types of patient with weird health problem
Cons: The game freezes when playing the last scenario might just be my game, a problem with patient sometimes getting stuck, can get boring after awhile but I go back to play it on and off. Overall I really enjoyed this game and wish that they made a Theme Hospital 2 or an expansion
please read this
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 2 / 5
Date: September 03, 2001
Author: Amazon User
this a really cool game it is full of excitment and adventure u get to make ure own hospital its really fun i youst to have the game but i was stupid i and i sold it and in wish i didn't cause the game was alot of fun and one of my faves ...
Great Game
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 2 / 6
Date: December 29, 2001
Author: Amazon User
I wish I had this game and right now I'm beating myself for not getting it years ago. This is a great game to play when you're grounded (as I can speak for) and it also teaches the usage of a hospital. I went to another site for it once and found how badly I stunk at the game and now that I know how to play it correctly, I can't find the game anywhere to test my new power. After a while, it makes you bored and that's why I took away one star from the ratings, but when you can't find it anywhere, trust me, you'll ... for it.
Can a doctor go to the GP'S office please?
4
Rating: 4,
Useful: 0 / 3
Date: October 28, 2003
Author: Amazon User
Gaint heads, hariy monsters, radioactive people. Cure every diese with theme hosptil. Build the hosptial. Make the rooms. Hier the doctors. Make your pantents happy with plants. Or would you be a evil doctor? Kill you pantents. If you make the right amount of money, cure the right amount of people, make your hosptial the best and you might be offered a bigger hosptial to become a millionare! Play it!Also avalible on PC.
theme hospital
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 10 / 12
Date: December 16, 2001
Author: Amazon User
i probally paid for this game 5 times over renting it. a really cool game for people who like to actually think while playing. my kids also love to play if i give them a chance. my kids think its strange that i take care of patients all night then come home to build a hospital! if you like challenges, then buy it.
Very Addictive!
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 9 / 10
Date: September 27, 2002
Author: Amazon User
Let me start by stating that I am an Atari 2600 girl who does not normally like the games of "today" because I find them too complicated and too time-consuming to figure out. That is, until I found this game. For some reason, I was attracted to the title. It sounded like a fun game. When I started playing it, I found it to be not only fun but very easy to learn and quite addictive! All you use is a mouse and you can build your hospital the way you want (including restrooms, staff room complete with pool table and arcade game, soda machines, etc.), hire staff, purchase property for more rooms, etc. The higher the level you get, the more neat stuff you can build (scanners, x-ray room, operating theatre, even a hair restoration clinic) and the more obstacles you face (earthquakes, emergencies, epidemics, etc.). There are so many things to control in this game from making sure each staff member is in the proper place to shooting rats that roam your hospital. Sometimes a stomach virus will spread in the hospital and you have to hurry maintenance men to clean up the vomit (the sound effects are also a hoot). The game even keeps stats like how many times a bench or soda machine is used so you can rearrange your hospital more efficiently. I find myself playing this game for hours! Theme Hospital is definitely worth the money, but you can also buy this game as part of the "Top Ten Blue" pack for less.
For the ELITE Sim player...
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 6 / 7
Date: December 03, 2001
Author: Amazon User
This game is for video game players with BRAINS. This isnt a hack-em, slash-em, shoot anything that moves game. Hence the theme of a SIMULATOR game. Nuff on that.
This game is absolutely hysterical. Listening to the nurse page overhead with requests such as "Patients PLEASE do NOT die in the halls" and curing some of the most RIDICULOUS ailments (Like the Kings Disease-patient thinks he's Elvis Presley and you have to hire a psychiatrist to treat him) make this game an absolute MUST for those who enjoy a bit of carefree humor.
Game play is EASY with a tutorial (that can FORTUNATELY be turned off) and easy to follow instructions. This is a MUST for anyone who enjoys sim games (Sim City, The Sims, Theme Park, etc.)
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One of the most addictive PC games ever
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 5 / 7
Date: August 12, 2001
Author: Amazon User
This game has all the fun, pressure, & responsiblities of running a real hospital, with some great humor as well. It's one of my all time favorite PC games, a game I could play all day. The only thing that's a pain is when the staff members demand that you pay them or they walk out on you. Warning: Once you play this you may never wanna turn off your computer. And if you like this game also check out: Roller Coaster Tycoon, Sim City 2000, The Sims
Excellent, easy-to-learn game
5
Rating: 5,
Useful: 4 / 6
Date: March 31, 2002
Author: Amazon User
My friend bought this game, and after watching many game play hours, I bought it. This game has a lot of humor and many possible hours of play time. I also have The Sims and Hot Date. Any one who likes these types of games should buy it!
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