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theme fun

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: October 16, 2006
Author: Amazon User

I once owned theme hospital and thoroughly enjoyed it... one of the most entertaining games I have played. I would recommend it to anyone and everyone. When you play, time goes by incredibly fast which isn't a bad thing because it is such an addictive and fun game. Loved it and as a recent buyer of them hospital for the second time, I love it all over again. It is easy to pick up the rules and controls and is a progressing game therefore it's hard to get bored. What's best is any age would enjoy this game. For an older game with advanced and fun graphics, still to this day i rate this game 11/10

Can a doctor go to the GP'S office please?

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 0 / 3
Date: October 28, 2003
Author: Amazon User

Gaint heads, hariy monsters, radioactive people. Cure every diese with theme hosptil. Build the hosptial. Make the rooms. Hier the doctors. Make your pantents happy with plants. Or would you be a evil doctor? Kill you pantents. If you make the right amount of money, cure the right amount of people, make your hosptial the best and you might be offered a bigger hosptial to become a millionare! Play it!Also avalible on PC.

Two Thumbs Way Down

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 17
Date: November 15, 2001
Author: Amazon User

This game is very stupid and pointless. I wouldn't give it any stars if I could. This game is a waist of money, Heck they should be paying you. I give this game -5 stars hoping this review will help someone. That's not all the animation is bad and the plot is childish!

Another classic Electronic Arts game!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: December 29, 2002
Author: Amazon User

When I first got this game, I couldn't stop playing! Theme Hosptial is dangerously addictive. It's a obsession to build a hospital, and take care of the patients.
I had a giggle at the funny diseases, and the cool machines they invented for the game to cure things. You'll have a laugh playing this, it's pure entertainment. You have to think while you're playing it, like where to put that doctors office or those toilets, or that Coca-Cola machine?
You're up against 3 other hospitals, and if you cure the right amount of patients you get to go onto the next level.
I've had this game for years, and have never gotten farther then level 7! My doctors always go crazy and I lose the level!
But, overall a very funny game with a great soundtrack and funny things to do.

One of the funniest sim games I've ever played

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: October 05, 2003
Author: Amazon User

Basicly you are a director of a hospital and have to build the rooms, pay bills (including paychecks, raises, and bonuses to your staff), keep the place clean, and even add soda machines and benches for your patients!! The illnesses are hilarious such as:
*"Bloaty Head" - Where the patient's head is almost as big as their body and you build an inflator room where you pop their head like a balloon and then stick a nossle in their mouth and blow their head back up to normal.
*"King Complex" - Where the patient thinks that they are Elvis and you build a psychiatrist's office to treat them. This room includes a couch that the patient lays on, book shelves (the doctor actually looks at them), and a chair where the doctor sits and listens to the patient.
*"Transparency" - Where the patient is see through! You have to build a pharmacy and a nurse will give them medicine.
There are many more, but you can even look and see the funny reasons that cause the ailments. This is a must try game!! Of course anything by bullfrog is going to be topnotch.

Great Game

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 2 / 6
Date: December 29, 2001
Author: Amazon User

I wish I had this game and right now I'm beating myself for not getting it years ago. This is a great game to play when you're grounded (as I can speak for) and it also teaches the usage of a hospital. I went to another site for it once and found how badly I stunk at the game and now that I know how to play it correctly, I can't find the game anywhere to test my new power. After a while, it makes you bored and that's why I took away one star from the ratings, but when you can't find it anywhere, trust me, you'll ... for it.

please read this

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 2 / 5
Date: September 03, 2001
Author: Amazon User

this a really cool game it is full of excitment and adventure u get to make ure own hospital its really fun i youst to have the game but i was stupid i and i sold it and in wish i didn't cause the game was alot of fun and one of my faves ...

PRODUCE MORE FOR SALE

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 3 / 4
Date: July 28, 2001
Author: Amazon User

My son hires "Theme Hospital" for his Playstation all the time. It is creative, constructive and very entertaining for kids. I would like to see Electronics Art reproduce more of "Theme Hospital" for sale. I am desperate to buy a copy. In HIS words, "it is the best game EVER".

Fun game!!!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 3 / 4
Date: February 13, 2004
Author: Amazon User

I meant to write this for the PC version but this site doesnt have it.. oh well.. same thing...

In this game, you build and run your own hospital- you build all the different types of rooms- wards, pharmacies, surgery rooms, research departments, etc... and you hire your own doctors/nurses/etc, and there's lots of weird but hillarious fake diseases(with hillarious cures) people come in with- Bloaty Head(cure: head needs to be popped), Slack Tongue(cure: tongue needs to be cut off), Invisibility(cure: the right medicine,, and who knows which one it could be...)

If a patient dies you either see them go up to heaven as an angel or The Grim Reaper comes up and pulls them down to Hell... and of course there's the hillarious announcer- "Doctor required in GP's Office!" hahaha... reminds me of the lady from the movie "Office Space" that says "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, just a moment!"

There are SOME annoying aspects however: The little nurse at the bottom of the screen that gives you advice gets annoying,, sometimes it gets crazy when you need to give a doctor a break but there's nobody else to take his place,, and seeing patients puke, pee, or sh*t on the floor is not a pretty site,, and sometimes the janitors can be very lazy and care to not clean it up... also, i reccomend turning off the sound and putting some music you like on while you play this, because while the announcer IS funny for a little while, it CAN get annoying... plus the music is kind of cheesy(typical cheesy PC game music)

a VERY fun and addicting game, definitley MUCH better than Theme Park- that game was horrible... get Roller Coaster Tycoon if you want an amusment park sim...

Excellent, easy-to-learn game

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 4 / 6
Date: March 31, 2002
Author: Amazon User

My friend bought this game, and after watching many game play hours, I bought it. This game has a lot of humor and many possible hours of play time. I also have The Sims and Hot Date. Any one who likes these types of games should buy it!

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