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funny as hell !

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: July 20, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Conker is back and he's better than ever with his newly arrivel on the xbox in conker:live and reloaed.The first thing to notice about this game is the humor espically with a giant blob of and I quote sing pile of CRAP called the great mighty poo ! Not to mention all the moive spoffs from Aliens,The Matrix,Saving Privte Ryan,and Dracula.The graphics are @$#$*&% amazing plus both online and offline multiplayer where you can have squirrels blow up evil tedy bears. The only probrlem is the stuiped camera angles. Overall this is a fun game and a must buy I mean how can you not say no to a squirrel who gets dronk and singing piles of $h!t.

Great Game

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: July 22, 2005
Author: Amazon User

If you played Conker's Bad Fur Day then you know how good the single player is. Could be the best graphics of any xbox game so far. The Xbox live part is extremely addictive and fun, even though it takes some getting used to. The way I see it, the only downsides to the game are the fact that the old multiplayer from cbfd is not included and you can only play 2 player split screen, and you cant play xbox live split screen. Overall the game is well worth the money, and the xbox live almost feels like you are progressing through a huge game of its own. A must have if you loved the old game or the old game multiplayer. A DEFINITE must have if you have never played the single player before.

Nice xbox game.

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: May 02, 2006
Author: Amazon User

Conker live & reloaded is a remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day.But it's still good.Even the multiplayer is very good.The graphics is really amazing.This game have some diffrent things and Conker uses a diffrent weapon.This game seems to be less cartoonish and more realistic.The charcters in this game have a better design.

Pros:
Good graphics
Online play is fun
Easy controls
Awsome weapons & vehicles
Better music
More enemies

Cons:
Alot of glitches in the multiplayer
More censored curse word
There are some removed parts in the single player

w00t w00ty w00t

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 3 / 13
Date: May 02, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Yes! After 3 years of them postponing this game it is out in a month and a half! After Microsoft bought out RareWare it was their top priority and now it is out! Sorry PS2 owners, but unfortionately for you, there will be no Live and Reloaded for you, because it is produced by MICROSOFT. However, you CAN play it if you want... well you can play the Nintendo 64 version. AHAHAHAHA! The demo kicks ass, but i hate the people who are calling it a WWII game, just because the demo level is the Saving Private Ryan level. Get a life and play the original before you make any assumptions. Awesome game and it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine!!!!

Don't be fooled by it's 'cute' look

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: July 05, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Conker first appeared in Diddy Kong Racing for the N64. He was a weird looking squirrel with a funky voice and a speedy vehicle. As another character from that cart racer, Banjo, Conker got his own game, but not as much of a E rated game as its cousin.

Conker's Bad Fur Day, a really bad game in terms of violence, drugs & alcohol, language, and themes. It took the humor of Naked Gun and other spoofs and added the platforming action of many of Rare's games. The story was simple, you are trying to raise money to buy a round of beers for your friends. You get lost due to your drunkiness and wake up with hangover. This is the beginning to one of your worst days ever (hence the name Bad Fur Day). I really liked its humor towards other movies and the way Conker talks about the developers and stuff. The bosses are hillarious especially the Great Mighty Poo, a large singing piece of poo.

First and Foremost, Parents DO NOT buy this game for your children until you know what you're getting into. This game is NOT made for children, there are many controversal things here worse than Vice City and San Andreas combined. Strangely enough, this game hasn't got as much of attention as those two, but who cares. Anyway, for those parents who want to know the bad things on this game here's a list for you:

-Sexual humor
-Bad language (so much that some of it is censored)
-Blood and guts
-Alcohal and drug use

So if you do not like to see these things than I wouldn't recommend it.

Live & Reloaded is essentially two games in one. It's a remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day for N64 with some touches (very little in story) especially with graphics. It still features the Panther King trying to fix his table for his milk. The other game is the Live & Reloaded mode which is the multiplayer part. This is where you can go onto Xbox Live or simply play a mission. Basically it takes place during and after the Bad Fur Day game in a war against the squirrels and Tediz. You can play as either with different classes and weapons. It is truly a fun experience, multiplayer or by yourself. It doesn't have all the multiplayer modes as the original, but it still is fun to play. You should pick this game up if you liked BFD or if you want to play the multiplayer mode, but remember, this game is not for everyone.

Pros

- Very Humorous gameplay
- Funny boss battles
- Both games are fun to play
- The multiplayer is a great experience
- Many funny characters to meet
- Voice acting has been redone and it was already good
- Fun Platforming action

Cons

- Includes stuff that is not appropriate for everyone
- People have mistakingly picked this game up thinking it will be exactly like Banjo Kazooie

Buyer's Guide

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: October 20, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Sweet. Just when I thought Conker was at its finest after Bad Fur Day. I love the offbeat and crude humor that it supports. A whole different game from all the other games Rare creates such as the Donkey Kong Series. If you're debating whether or not to buy this game, consider this:
If you like crude and inappropriate innuendo, buy it.
If you dislike uncensored war battles, don't buy it.
I love this game, although it could do with some more enhanced weaponry for single player's classic Story Mode. I advise parents not to get for their elementary school kid, but hey, what do I know!

Soldier's Review

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: October 21, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game is very enjoyable and full of parodies that are hard to miss. The game is challenging yet still satisfise your inner child. I starts out with Conker drunk at the bar and dipps out of a meeting with his girl friend and Conker winds up in an area he doesn't know. The king in this game wants Conker for his own uses though.

I suggest this for people with a strong stomach for crude humor and potty language.

Conker Does it Again

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: January 18, 2006
Author: Amazon User

I don't know what to say. This game is EXTREMELY fun on XBL. The single player is the funniest game I have ever played. But let me talk about the new stuff, Multiplayer.You get to choose the way you fight the battle. Choose from Sneeker (sword-master),Long Ranger(Sniper and my best),Demolisher(Rocket Guy),Grunt(Average Fighter),Thermophile(Crazy Flamethrower guy),Sky Jockey(Air Pilot). Each has their own special skills.On LIVE you get medals for doing some thing. Like example getting 1000 kills with long ranger. And when you get a medal something changes. Like when you get the 1000 kills, your aim is better and you reload faster.What is cool is that there is a multiplayer with a story to each level. There is deathmatch so don't worry. Now don't take my word try it for yourself! And if you have LIVE, I'll play send a friend request to XPurplePhoenixX.

Return Of The Drunken Master

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: April 15, 2006
Author: Amazon User

The Xbox remake of Rae's N64 cult classic Conker's Bad Fur Day has been a long time coming. In thats time, what I expect from my games has changed a lot, and it's more than improved graphics. A lot of the charm in the new Xbox exclusive Conker: Live And Reloaded is in showing the system's powerful specs with those amazing graphics. But platformers have changed a lot too, espically those of the cutesy-cum-cheeky humor kind that owe a lot of their of their inspiration to the original Conker. Sly, Jak, Ratchet, in your PS2 homes - I'm looking at all of you.
But those games have only built on the genre; the revival of Conker's entire original single-player mode feels like it's been unfrozen from the ice it was encased in back in 2001. That's eons in videogame terms, and the Bad Fur Day gameplay seems about as up-to-date as a wooly mammoth. It plays upon (and plays with) platformers convections of the day that have been bettered by those more recent games. Confusing direction, unintuitive puzzles, rote enemies and bosses, and annoying jumping puzzles plague Conker at every turn. It might have felt more groundbreaking then, but times have moved on.
But if you're played enough games to get past the stupid idiosyncrasies, you'll find Conker's bawdy, definitely adult humor and style still refeshingly funny. The old characters Birdy, the Poo Monster, and the Tediz all still provide a lot of inspired chuckles to get yourself from one badly designed level to the next nonsensical boss or impossible to see button or trigger. It's still totally worth playing through though, if just to see all the clever movie and cultural references as well as self-referential jokes that only a serious gamer would get. Still, you might want to bring along a walkthrough.
But here's where i feel I almost have to start a second review. The multiplayer experience is completely original and unlike the single-player portion. Not platform-oriented at all, but instead it's really rock' em stock' em team-based shooter with character classes, vehicles, all kinds of cool weapons and devices, and objective-based maps in addition to more standard capture the flag types. Kind of like Battlefield with cute, furry, critters that look like huggable stuffed animals.
Multiplayer mode sports so many options thats it's kind of dizzying. Every map pits the evil Tediz verus the good guy Squirrles, or SHC (Squirrel High Command). In the WWII-themed levels they play as quasi-Germans and Americans, respectively, and in the futuristic levels, well, both teams are all future-y. You can choose between six differnt character classes, each with unique weapons and speical abilities. The maps are peppered with gun emplacements you can man and stations that build vehicles that are all character specific too. Mission objective range from basic capture the flag to variations on holding control points. They're all loads of fun with a full server of players, and the ability to play offline with the bots is great too.
It's really a tale (tail?) of two games. One, the polished-up version of a creatively inspired yet functionally faulty single-player storyline. The other, an excellent multiplayer game that should inspire some long, long nights on Xbox Live. It's a package of really fun times interspersed by some really annoying parts that will have you jumping in your car to go run over the first squirrel you see.

Graphics: Shows off the full power of the Xbox just in time to get ignored by gamers wanting an Xbox 360.

Immersion: Conker makes a point of taking itself out of the game context and into the real world. It's better when it's intentional though.

Sound: The voices are hit and miss (someone get that guy a lozenge), but the music rules (espeically the Caveman Race parody)

Design: Mulitplayer design: top notch. Single-Player: not so much.

+Good
+ That oh so pettable tail
+ Squirrels are cuter when drunk

-Bad
-Poo is gross
-Confusing directions around levels

?Perplexing
?It took them how long to get this game out?

Note: I'm not under 13. I'm 16

Conker's Live and Reloaded

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: February 06, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This is a great game for anyone who has a sense of humor. The single-player in this game is exactly like the N64 version, but the multiplayer is completely different. Altough I think that the multiplayer for the N64 is alot more consistent with the singleplayer gameplay, the multiplayer in this version is also very good. It's essentially a WWII style shooter, but with squirrels and tedeiz. Very entertaining to blow the stuffing out of a teddy.

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