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BEWARE

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 14 / 19
Date: December 09, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game uses the invasive Starforce drivers. This form of copy protection causes a lot of issues on your computer including shutting down CD/DVD drives and often times barring you from a game you legitimately own. I purchased this game and had multiple issues related to the driver. It locked me from playing and would reset my computer at boot up. Finally managed in Safe Mode to figure out what was causing it and deleted the stupid thing. WASTE OF MONEY. Legitimate game companies don't need to resort to cheap tricks like that.

STARFORCE !!!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 10 / 25
Date: December 10, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Great, another game I have to give to charity. I wish I would have read Jeremy's review before purchasing: haste makes waste.
I know people who have had STARFORCE related issues. I've read forums where many have had problems with STARFORCE and had more problens when trying to remove STARFORCE. Plus, more drivers; another way for viruses to get into my computer.
Maybe I'll learn to wait for reviews before purchasing ?

The copy protection on the game ruins the game

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 4 / 25
Date: December 29, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I can't even enjoy the game because I fear installing it would destroy my system.

At the end of the installation process it asks to install some dll files and such. Half-Life 2 has something like this, but it is slightly more legitimate as it doesn't start installing oddly named files.

Don't buy this game for PC, as you won't be able to enjoy it legitamtely.

Ohh, the pain.... the HORROR!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 4 / 21
Date: January 01, 2006
Author: Amazon User

You're a hunched over zombie. You move slow, you slap people, you thow your intestines and they explode, you bowl your head and it explodes, and you fart.

There's really no story to this game. Blood guts and gore just don't make a good game.

Walk slow, slap at an enemy, suck his brain, repeat, repeat, repeat...

Every now and then is a cut scene for the poorly written plot (The cheif of police is mad at you, oh what a plot).

Though its first person, everything is slower (not because my PC is slow, you're just walking through the entire game). Slow action, since you have to walk up to your enemies.

Yawn.

Spend your 49.99 on ANY other game, you're sure to have more fun, and a more stimulating experience... maybe with a plot.

BTW... the copy protection doesn't slow down your PC. If you have the software to detect it and the type, your intentions are less than noble... why would anyone need to know what type and version of copy protection a game has? To copy it! BOO, spend the money (well, don't spend the money on this one), but spend the money, support the creators!

ONE STAR TOO MANY

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 3 / 14
Date: December 28, 2006
Author: Amazon User

You pay your money. You take your chances. If it runs on your computer consider yourself lucky. If it doesn't, don't say you weren't warned. My PC has run every major FPS from Doom3 to HL2 with no problem, but cannot even launch this game. Aspyr's tech support simply consists of telling you to download either a newer or older video driver. If that doesn't work, then too bad, or to use Aspyr's support terminology "Resolved". Seems "resolved" doesn't mean they got the game to run. It just means they stop trying. There are over 10,000 hits related to Stubbs error messages on Aspyr's own support site. Guess they're all "resolved" too.

incredibly bad

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 32
Date: July 14, 2006
Author: Amazon User

this is one of the worst games i have EVER played, maybe the worst. even in really terrible games, i can usually find something good to say about it, but this one fails on EVERY single level. play the demo before buying. if you enjoy it, you have mental problems.

If they would send the game, I'd review it

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 21
Date: September 06, 2006
Author: Amazon User

Ordered this game from Amazon.com on June 17th, 2006 and it is now Sept. 5th and still no game. Every week or two they send me an email that there is a delay in shipping and extend the ship date another week or two. If you want to order this game, for heavens sake, don't order it from Amazon.com directly!!
I called the company that ships the game to amazon and they say there is nothing they can do about it, that it is amazons problem and this company specified that it IS in stock with them.

Check System Requirements Elsewhere!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 13
Date: January 23, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I could hardly wait for this game to arrive, only to find out that my computer doesn't meet the system requirements (which were not laid out here on Amazon). The game does NOT play with an Intel Chipset, despite having 3D graphics abilities. How frustrating.

I'll wind up passing this along to a friend whose computer - although much older than mine - has the required video card.

Waste of money and needlessly so!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 6
Date: April 03, 2007
Author: Amazon User

Before I get the usual, "you shouldn't rate games you haven't played yet" or "You should have checked the requirement" reaction, let me say I have a top of the line computer, plenty of memory and a brand new video card which enables me to play "Star Wars: Empire at War" with no problems. Stubbs, however, will not allow itself to be opened and played. After installation, I get the main splash, but then it just closes. I've tried everything avaialable on every site imaginable with no luck!

So while I haven't actually 'played' the game, I think reliability and ability to BE played are just as important as the content itself. Therefore, I have to give this game a failing grade, because it was good money out the window with a lot of aggravation to boot!

Games like this aren't Christian

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 0 / 23
Date: February 08, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I'm a 552 year old elf, just using the kid's review because I'm tired of getting spammed after people read my real name at Amazon.

This is the most horrid, evil, filthy unChristian game I've seen in years, and when I say that I mean that, cause I'm over 5 centuries old. Anyway, you play as an evil zombie that rips other people's heads off and eats their brains. That's it. I've played a full demo of this horrible game, and the whole time I was not only bored out of my wits, I was shocked and angered by the content of Randy the Zombie or whatever the name of this piece of crap is.

Did you like this game? Well, somebody else liked this game too: Vladmire.

Sincerely, Haldir

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