User Reviews (1 - 11 of 12)

Show these reviews first:

Highest Rated
Lowest Rated Newest
Oldest Most Helpful
Least Helpful

A Hospital Where The Staff Are Just As Funny As The Patients

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: October 07, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I love the pc game "Theme Hospital". You design rooms, hire and manage staff, cure patients, research diseases, kill vermin, and invite officials to check out the hospital (to award grants). Every once in a while, you will receive an invitation (depending on how well you are doing in the game) to oversee a bigger hospital and get a promotion.

When I receive an invitation to go to another hospital, I usually turn down one or two offers (don't worry, they'll keep coming) until the other hospital offers a better salary. At the end of each level, a statistics sheet appears and you can see how many patients you've cured, killed, what your hospital rank is and how much your hospital has made.

At the bottom of the game, you can click a screen to hire staff (doctors, nurses, receptionist, maintenance men). Be sure to look over their qualifications carefully before hiring them or you may end up with a lazy doctor who kills more patients than he cures. The same is true for the nurses. When a patient dies, the Grim Reaper usually appears to take their soul away. .

Maintenance men can also get lazy. Click on the maintenance man and adjust the level of their duties to perform certain tasks. Hire one maintenance man to only pick up garbage, another to water plants and another to fix deteriorating hospital equipment. All staff will get tired so make sure that you build them a staff room. They may also occasionally ask for raises. You can choose to give them a raise or fire them.

In the advanced levels, you will receive bigger hospitals. You can buy more buildings to house other rooms such as The Inflating Room, The Cast Remover Room, Operating Room, Ward, Research, Training Room and more. Once the rooms are built, the game will tell you which staff member (doctor or nurse) can perform in that room. If you run out of money, you can borrow money from the bank. Just be sure to pay them back ASAP to avoid high interest charges.

You will know if you have lost the game when a newspaper heading appears with a scandal written about your hospital.

Easy and fun

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: January 19, 2008
Author: Amazon User

This is a game I dig back up every other year or so because it's easy to play and a lot of fun. The only thing I have to criticize is that there is only a limited number of diseases, machines, etc. After a while, the main challenge is not so much to develop new treatments, but to treat an increasing numbers of patients. It becomes a little repetitive. But it's still fun.

very fun game

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: April 11, 2008
Author: Amazon User

this game is really fun, despite it being as old as it is, it seems as though the, the sims serious was copying this game because they both seem to play alike a little bit. The graphics are good, but the gameplay is really fun, i highly recommend this game to anyone that likes simulation games.

Classic game but this is not BullFrog..this one is Sold-Out software

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 0 / 1
Date: May 01, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I used to play this game for a long time ago and I'm glad to have a chance to play it again. This is a fun game and in my opinion, it's not as difficult as SimCity.

It's a lot of fun watching many weird operations or weird patients walking around the hospital.

Anyway, the graphic I remembered is kinda better than what i'm looking at so don't expect much about the graphic. The game is just fun by itself

However, I want to buy the original one for my collection but this one i got is from sold-out software. It would've been perfect for me if this software was an original.

An oldie but a goodie

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 1
Date: January 28, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This is a hillarious SIM-type game; graphics may be dated, but its wonderfully addicting and timeless. Disorders like "the squirts" and "the piles" keep you laughing throughout!

THE WONDER THAT IS THEME HOSPITAL!!!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 2 / 2
Date: August 05, 2005
Author: Amazon User

THEME HOSPITAL IS INDEED ADDICTIVE AND SO INFURIATING WHEN YOU WATCH YOUR STATUS GET LOWER AND LOWER AND THEN YOU DIE. WHAT A TERRIBLE FEELING!! COMPARE THIS WITH THE AMAZING FEELING ONE GETS WHEN HAVING COMPLETED A LEVEL AND YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE LETTER TO ARRIVE FROM THE MINISTERY OF HEALTH. BUT HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY REPUTATION?!?!? IT IS SOOOO HARD!

Know how to run a hospital lol

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 2 / 2
Date: September 21, 2006
Author: Amazon User

I love this game. Its so addictive and its so much fun. It always gets harder as you get to the next level and there is so many little funny things about it. Like the machines that they operate. For example: theres a machine that is suppose to get a person with a swelled head back to a normal size head and the head actually pops lol. Theres nothing like bloody about it. Its just plain fun and its been one of my fav games since it came out.

Is there a cure for game addiction?

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 4 / 4
Date: December 23, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Let me start by stating that I am an Atari 2600 girl who does not normally like the games of "today" because I find them too complicated and too time-consuming to figure out. That is, until I found this game. For some reason, I was attracted to the title. It sounded like a fun game. When I started playing it, I found it to be not only fun but very easy to learn and quite addictive! All you use is a mouse and you can build your hospital the way you want (including restrooms, staff room complete with pool table and arcade game, soda machines, etc.), hire staff, purchase property for more rooms, etc. The higher the level you get, the more neat stuff you can build (scanners, x-ray room, operating theatre, even a hair restoration clinic) and the more obstacles you face (earthquakes, emergencies, epidemics, etc.). There are so many things to control in this game from making sure each staff member is in the proper place to shooting rats that roam your hospital. Sometimes a stomach virus will spread in the hospital and you have to hurry maintenance men to clean up the vomit (the sound effects are also a hoot). The game even keeps stats like how many times a bench or soda machine is used so you can rearrange your hospital more efficiently. The ailments patients suffer are hilarious: things like slack tongue, spare ribs, and bloaty head. My favorite is King's Syndrome where patients come in dressed as Elvis and have to see a psychiatrist. Once they take off their Elvis outfits, they're cured! I find myself playing this game for hours! My only criticism is that it freezes up in later levels and sometimes patients get stuck in doors which makes a diagnosis or treatment room useless and you keep having to drag your doctors out of there. Theme Hospital is definitely worth the money, but you can also buy this game as part of the "Top Ten Blue" pack for less.

Micromanagement fun!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 4 / 4
Date: July 25, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This is a pretty old game, so you probably won't be impressed with the graphics. I played this about 10 years ago and still love it.

Basically you manage a hospital. You are responsible for building different types of rooms, hiring nurses/doctors/handymen/receptionists, and control your in and outflow of money.

I'm not sure how many levels there are since I've never beaten the game, but there seem to be plenty. In order to move onto the next level you will have to meet the goal of curing a certain number of patients, maintaining your popularity, and earning a certain amount of money. Sometimes the game throws in curve balls in the harder levels such as epidemics.

I cannot think of what other game this game is similar to, but if you like micromanagement and challenges, then you should probably give this a try. But don't forget, this is a pretty old game so you may not have the control and graphics of today!

But this if you love creative things!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 5 / 6
Date: October 10, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Have a taster of being in charge of a bustling hospital. Enjoy the ups and downs as well as the money and bankruptcy.

I love this game because of the feel of being in charge and bossing everyone about continuously! Build scanners, wards, reception, and well, nearly everything you can think of!

Some of the' illnesses' may come as a little joke to you e.g. inflation of the head' (where the man/woman head has completely expanded) but consequences could be fatal if you let them go untreated. May they rest in peace!

The slight problem in the game is it can get confusing, and boring, it's all the same thing through the game: cure people.

The graphics are not great either, but if you like comics, this cartoony style of graphic is the one for you!

I love this game because of the strategy involved, and the level of difficulty in the game. I would recommend this to people above 8+. Believe me it's really a good laugh!

Review Page: 1 2 Next 

Actions