| Unlockable: | How to Unlock: |
| "Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!" (20 points) | Beat the par time for In De-Nile. Holy freholas, that thing runs faster than me! |
| 'Slowpoke' Rodriguez (20 points) | Beat the par time for Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash. Whoops, had the silly thing in reverse. |
| 100 Nuts & a Squirrel! (30 points) | Complete chapter 9 - Wackyland. It's simply marrrrrvellous Dali-ng. |
| Anyone for tennis? (20 points) | Beat Low Noon in local co-op play. Brother - what a way to run a railroad! |
| Aren't we gruesome? (20 points) | Beat The Log Ness Monster in local co-op play. Its great what you can do with wire and light bulbs? |
| Bad old puddy-tat (20 points) | Find the Tweety Bird trophy. Awww, isnt he a darling little tweety-bird? |
| Combo Carnage!! (20 points) | Produce a level 9 combo. Oh, you again? |
| Combo Loco!!! (30 points) | Produce a level 12 combo. Soives ya right! |
| Dagnabbit! (30 points) | Complete chapter 3 -Wild West. Give them con-sarned no-good blumding-varmints... |
| Devilishly clever (20 points) | Beat The Muddy Evil Forest without dying. Ya crazy idjit! |
| Eager Young Space Cadet (20 points) | Find the Porky Pig trophy. Gosh, here we go again! |
| Frankenbean there, done that (30 points) | Complete chapter 1 - Dr Frankenbeans Castle... I love what youve done with those cobwebs! |
| Gad, how do I do it? (20 points) | Beat Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash without dying. You are a mental case. |
| Gold! Gold!! (20 points) | Collect 500,000 in coins. I need what little I've got |
| Gold! Gold!! GOLLLLD!!! (30 points) | Collect 1,000,000 in coins. Keep the change, Doc! |
| Gold! I'm rich! (10 points) | Collect 250,000 in coins. Hmmm, not bad! |
| Great horny toads!!! (20 points) | Find the Yosemite Sam trophy. Enter, o seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead. |
| Great Southern Land-mines! (30 points) | Complete chapter 4 - Taz World. The derring-doest daringest-duo in the double-blunder Down-Under! |
| Heavens Below! (30 points) | Complete chapter 5 - A Warm Place! Bet you thought youd finish this one when Heck freezed over? |
| Hello, Mah Baby! (20 points) | Find the Michigan J. Frog trophy. Do the Michigan rag! |
| Just try and top this one! (10 points) | Beat an Act online. You may fire when ready, grisly! |
| Knighty-knight! (30 points) | Complete chapter 2 - Camelot. (Please Don't Feed The Camels) |
| My Stars! (30 points) | Complete chapter 7 - Mars. Hugo first, there's an abomin-abale snowperson in here! |
| Next contestant please... (10 points) | Smash 100 Enemies. Hey - this promises to be fun! |
| Shoot him, shoot him now! (20 points) | Used every weapon! ...I cannot fight no more against such genius. |
| Smoke-um! (20 points) | Smash 200 Enemies. And I thought this was gonna be a dull day! |
| Speedipus Rex (20 points) | Find the Road Runner trophy. Rock - falling - what'll I do? |
| Speedy Gonzalez! (20 points) | Beat the par time for Scooterway Scramble! I go take my siesta now. |
| Stupor-Duper! (20 points) | Finish an act with both players wearing supersuits. Does my butt look big in this? |
| Super-genius!!! (20 points) | Find the Wile E. Coyote trophy. Allow me to introduce myself - my name is mud. |
| Thats All, Folks! (80 points) | Completed the game! The whole darn shootin'-match!! You'll probably hate yourself in the morning... |
| The Combo Kid! (10 points) | Produce a level 6 combo. You asked for it! |
| This... Means... War. (10 points) | Win a Battle. Wow, that old babe means to do me some serious hoit. |
| Toot-toot! (10 points) | Successfully complete the Tutorial. (By the way - it's more fun if you cheat) |
| Up-and-Atom! (20 points) | Produce an atomic combo level 9 online. Adios, you chicken-pluckin little stinker! |
| Viva l'amour! Ve die togezzer. (20 points) | Beat Excape of Excalibur in local co-op play. Okay, have it your way! |
| War is Heck! (30 points) | Complete chapter 8 - WW1. Holy cats, I've been drafted! |
| What's Up, Doc? (20 points) | Finish the First Act without collecting any Health. Now who'd go and do a dirty thing like that? |
| Where's the "kaboom"? (20 points) | Fully max out each character's Illudium. Aw, don't be so danged literal, Mac! |
| Wobot season! (30 points) | Smash 500 Enemies. So, goodbye to you - and farewell to thee! |
| Woo-hoo-hoo Nelly! (20 points) | Beat Volcano Way Out without dying. All right that settles it. |
| You caught Bugs' 'bug'! (20 points) | Play online with someone who has Bugs' bug. Hooo-weee! Gotta git yourself a hobby! |