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Can you say bad game?

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 6 / 27
Date: March 13, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Yes, yes you can say bad game if you play Wario Ware Touched! It's nearly impossible to describe the badness of this game, but I will try.

Okay, I bought Wario Ware Touched! for $35 at EBgames, and I was very exited to play it. When I started out, it didn't seem so bad, but after playing for a while I really got into it. The next day, on the way to school, I was doing the microgames for Wario Man, and easily beat it. But then I realized "Hey, wait a minute; I just beat the whole game the morning after I bought it with no effort!" I was very disappointed, but little did I know, the worst was yet to come.

First off, this game has NO replay value, after you play it for an hour or two, and beat it, that's about all there is. Second, none of the Microgames make any sense; here's an example of about 30 seconds of this game:

Quick! The pig is in the broken octagon! Turn it to set him free! Oh no! Now there is a man on the beach! Hurry up and take off his clothes until he has nothing on! Now, blow into the microphone to make the people around you fly away. Oh careful, little squares are walking on a wire holding signs! If you blow into the microphone, they will blow away.

Obviously these are all skills that we need in our daily lives. NOT!!!

This game makes no sense what so ever, it's the most random stuff ever and not worth a penny. Here is an outline of the game:

At the main menu, there are the characters that you have unlocked, click on one to begin the boredom! (Each character has their own set of microgames) Or if you want to find other ways to hate the game, click "toy room" here you can entertain yourself for half of a second with fun things such as calculators! Yo-Yos, and best yet, a bird that whips pointy things with its tail before they get to the flowers.

Oh yeah, the "microgames" are what most people would call "minigames" but they are not mini, they are micro. The games NEVER last more than ten seconds.

So, after all that if I haven't convinced you to not buy this, here is a little more of a look at what you're getting yourself into:

Game play: 3/10

Music: 2/10

Graphics: 7/10

Replay Value: 4/10

Storyline: 1/10

Overall: 3/10

I hope this helped you, please vote if it did or didn't!

Happy gaming,

Ben B.

too short!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 4 / 7
Date: February 16, 2005
Author: Amazon User

this game is really fun but i beat it in 4 hours i got every micro game and every character and i can't find anything new!!!!!!!! overall this game sucks. (it cost $40 where i beat in4 hours (thats $10 dollars an hour)) this game has no replay value either

Well...

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 1 / 15
Date: December 22, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I guess its ok. It has one bad scean in it. And part is gothic. Its a snooze. I played for 5 minutes and beat it. No trouble. Don't waste your money. Get Nintendogs Lab and friends. That's what i call a game!!!

Too short, too easy.

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 6
Date: February 20, 2005
Author: Amazon User

The game was way too short for it to be extremely fun. Other than the few things in it that were kind of amusing, there wasn't much in it that was worth it. The next problem is that it was too easy, and made for a quick game. It also tried WAY too hard to have a storyline, and therefore failed miserably. If you like to play the same game over and over, this game is for you.

Arniest says... THESE ARE THE GAMES!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 27
Date: December 31, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Help! A little piggy is trapped! Save him or you'll die!
This game is generally stupid. I beat it in 2 years. It's immature, rude, childish, and one thing, it is mean.

Worst Wario Ever

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 4 / 12
Date: March 09, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game is great if you like mind numbing games that offer NO challenge what so ever. (Finished it in less than a day). But that is not the worst part.....

ATTENTION PARENTS!!! Notice the "crude humor" label next to the E for Everyone rating. Take note.. There are a few of the mini games which some parents may find completely unacceptable for younger children. One mini game is a person at a beach, and using the touchscreen, you must click and drag all of his clothes off until he is down to a leaf covering his privates. There is another game, which you control the swing of a statue that you must aim his PISS to put out the fire. There is a final game called "OH Slap" that has two guys across the screen (they look sooo steriotypically homosexual, one without a shirt on, something coming out of their mouths connecting them) and you must TICKLE the one without a shirt.

Now, Im pretty open minded as to what I allow my daughter to play, view, etc. But since the game sucked SOOOO much,those three offenses were enough for me to put it down, and take it back to the store. Im not sure of what other possible offensive games are also there, not all of them were uncovered, but i saw enough..

Way Too Easy

2 Rating: 2, Useful: 42 / 85
Date: February 17, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game had potential, but it is just too repetitive and easy. In the first Wario Ware game (Wario Ware: Mega Microgames), it was hard to beat all of the levels and unlock all of the unlockables. There was also much more variation in the microgames.

This game, rather than being enhanced by the addition of the microphone (which is built in to the DS) and the touch screen, is limited by them. All of the microgames involve either the touch screen or the microphone. That means that the microphone level, for example, has you blowing into the microphone over and over, regardless of what the microgame is.

The unlockables aren't nearly as good as they were in the first Wario Ware, either. It was really cool to be able to unlock the full version of Dr. Mario. It's not as cool unlocking a metronome, calculator and yo-yo. There are more unlockables, but they're really only worth playing with once.

Overall, this game was a big disappointment. Fortunately, Wario Ware: Twisted is coming out for Game Boy Advance next month, and it sounds like it will be much better.

Very boring ...

2 Rating: 2, Useful: 0 / 0
Date: July 08, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I'm really not sure why people like this game. It's just full of these mini touch games that take a few seconds like hitting flies, pulling strings, popping balloons and the storyline takes such a long time, and it's not that interesting either. The mini games really aren't fun. Maybe if you're incrediblyyy bored, but with the wait of Wario going to places for the storyline, it just increases your boredom.

very short

2 Rating: 2, Useful: 0 / 4
Date: March 24, 2005
Author: Amazon User

it was fun for the first two hours not using any buttons but the touch screen and microphone. But soon got repetitive.

bad review

2 Rating: 2, Useful: 0 / 7
Date: March 27, 2005
Author: Amazon User

for this game it is a dissapointment. It really gets boring and repetitive. This game only takes about twenty minutes to beat and is a rip off game.

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