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Xbox : Destroy All Humans! Reviews

Gas Gauge: 74
Gas Gauge 74
Below are user reviews of Destroy All Humans! and on the right are links to professionally written reviews. The summary of review scores shows the distribution of scores given by the professional reviewers for Destroy All Humans!. Column height indicates the number of reviews with a score within the range shown at the bottom of the column. Higher scores (columns further towards the right) are better.

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THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 2 / 6
Date: June 25, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I waited sooo long for this game and it finally came out. The story is that the Furon empire was running out of DNA to make clone aliens to uphold their empire. So they send down one Cryptosporidium down to Earth to collect more DNA and save the Furons.
This game may seem like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, but its not. Its spawning a whole new generation of gaming. This basically is San Andreas take off the whole gangster crap thing, put in some funny aliens, great humor, and intense action. And you get Destroy All Humans! The missions never repeat themselves. Boss battles are soo intense. I ended up sweating. Parents, this game is completely suitable for kids too. This game just keeps sparking suprisies and new storylines to follow. As for me, im gonna go play now!

Any alein fan, this is the game for you!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: December 01, 2006
Author: Amazon User

This game is quite fun. You can blow things up, levitate cars and people and other objects, crash down buildings and much more.
There are a whole bunch of levels to go through. The story takes place when an alein clone-Crypto 136- is captured on earth when his saucer crashes. So you -Crypto 137- is sent out to earth to find him. On your mission you go through Rockwell,Santa Modesta, Union Town, Capotal City, Area 42 and a farm. You also learn that every human has a strand of Furon DNA (Furons are the name of the alein's species). So while you progress through the game you need to get the Furon DNA from the humans by taking their brain stems.

The gameplay is so cool! The game offers a free roam which allows you to go and make some choas! You have an arsenal of deadly guns to use. I like the Disintegrater Ray the best because when it hits a human, you can see their skin melting and their bones turn to ash!

Its a whole new world when you are in the saucer. Your weapons in the saucer are the Death Ray, Abducto Beam, Sonic Boom and the Quantum Deconstructor. Cars go flying and people get horribly mangled! They end up in all shorts of disturbing conditions. When you get someones' brain stem, their heads explode and alot of gooey green guts come out, topped with sickening sound effects. The brain comes out with the guts and you can get 10% to 50% DNA from each brain! Trade in DNA at the Mothership for upgrades for your guns and/or saucer.

The levels can get pretty intense sometimes because of all the explosions but hey, it just adds to the fun! The graphics are average and it gets a little glichey here and there but its still a spectacular game. It is sure to delight any alein lover!


Fun for adults!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 2 / 8
Date: June 26, 2005
Author: Amazon User

It's great how you can manipulate the humans, animals, and objects with your mental powers and flying saucer. I do agree with another review on here, that this game sould have gotten an "M" rating...there is some language, and sexual references that some parents may not be too comfortable with.

There is no easy, normal, difficult level selector, but the missions are relatively simple to complete. I do wish they would have used a larger variety of 'human' characters in the missions.

Overall good game!

Great Game

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 1 / 2
Date: June 25, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This is Grand Theft Auto meets Oddworld. The only thing I found a bit annoying is the lack of phrases when you scan the minds of the humans. Other than that the game is very funny, and a joy to play.

so many brains, so little time.

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 2 / 9
Date: June 27, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I played the game for 4 hrs. straight it is the most fun i've had in a while, I mean how cool is it too fly in a saucer and blow stuff up, it's crazy. You can also fly in a jetpack,pick things up with telekinesis(with your mind) and fling them every which way. This is also a cool game for fans of sci-fi movies and the late 50's. The main character looks like the arbiter from Halo, but his abilities are much,much,cooler, like hipnotize people,read there thoughts, and more. My favorite is the saucer personally, that thing is awesome. I give this game a 5.

Grandson loves it!

4 Rating: 4, Useful: 2 / 9
Date: January 10, 2007
Author: Amazon User

My grandson asked for this and he loves it. He's 13 and happy and that's what counts to me.

50's sci-fi

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 3
Date: June 24, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I love this game. It's like being in a 50's scifi film.
Great music and the alien sounds like Jack Nicholson.
My 8 year old daughter loves it as well. If you love films like
invaders from mars etc.. you'll love the look and feel of this game.

Awesome!

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 2 / 12
Date: July 16, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game is amazing. Simply amazing.
Enough said.

Cons: Gets frustrating after a while

Pros: Graphics
Gameplay
Awesome Soundtrack
Very funny.

Horiibly Amature

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 18
Date: August 02, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Ohhhhhhhh jeeze where do i begin? THis game is just so horribly done that i cant believe anyone would actually ENJOY pl;aying it. HOLY COW!! but being an opptimist i have to find good in everything and there is good in this game. I loved the hillarios things people say, for example "THey eat with their mouths? I think I'm going to be violently ill!" and "MOOOOOOOOO--=-Primitive, yet profound!" haha but the rest of the game was horrible.

The must have game for XBOX 2005

5 Rating: 5, Useful: 1 / 6
Date: June 28, 2005
Author: Amazon User

Destroy All Humans! if the very title of this game doesn't appeal to you from the begining... then don't bother. Otherwise this game is sweet, it's openended feel make it what we all truely wanted from the GTA series... Total Destruction at our whim without it adversly affecting the game play or story line. If you ever get bored or frustrated while playing it there's no need to save and go crazy just to lose what you earned while rampaging.


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