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Worst Game Ever.

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 12 / 15
Date: June 14, 2004
Author: Amazon User

This game is so horrible it's not even worth looking at. It's a racing game. There are 2 ways to lose. 1, have your opponent beat you to the finish line, and 2, the police catch you. Your opponent doesn't even move and there aren't any police. When you get to the finish line, it says "You are Winner". There are only about 5 trucks to choose from, only 3 of them work. There are also a few courses. Only a few of the work. I conclusion, this is the worst game ever.

Big Rigs

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 6 / 8
Date: March 04, 2006
Author: Amazon User

I think of myself as someone who usually is too nice when I review things. That being said, on to the review.

Hands down, the worst game to see the light of day. Incase you didn't hear me, WORST GAME EVER. The Good, NADA. The bad, wow, if I type all the bad, then it will take your computor hours to load the page.

The AI doesn't move...not one inch.
Awful graphics for PC standards
No sound, at all
You don't have to worry about bridges, lamps, and buildings, you just drive right through them.
Tired of driving on a straight surface? you can drive even on a 90 degree angle on a mountain
Tired of the world? just drive into the mountains into a white screen of nothing
Tired of the laws of physics, Einstein's theory, and everything possible? Well you can go from o to 60 in reverse in two seconds, without a speed limit, and if you hold the button down long enough, you go the speed of light.
And that famous phrase when you win, "You're Winner", yes, I are winner.

This game is equal to this happening to you:
You are on your computor, it freezes, 30 bees come in the room. They sting, but just not enough to kill you, the honey attracts bears, and worst of all, the CD player is broken and it won't stop playing the same 80s metal song over and over. This game is just abysmal, and may God have mercy on its soul.

horrible

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 6 / 7
Date: July 11, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game deserves negative stars. Unfortunatly, the lowest amount of stars I can give it, is one. If your looking for a game that involves racing trucks through different environments trying to beat the competition to the end point, a game thats fun, has a little bit of a challenge, involves some skill... Dont buy this game. There are only 4 trucks to choose from. The graphics are terrible. The actual gameplay sucks. You might like this game if you like being able to go from 0-60-0 miles per hour in two seconds up a verticle cliff. The game is so rediculously unrealistic. If you hold down the right or left button on the keyboard, you will spin around in that direction. You can fly off of mountains. When you go over the briges, you actually fall though them. You dont have to worry about obstacles, because you can drive right through them. And your "competition" doesnt even leave the starting gate, so you win every time. I dont know what idiot would buy this game, or give it anything more then one star. There isnt one good thing about this game. It sucks. If you're still convinced that this game could be good, go to this website- [...]
and read the review. also, scroll down to the bottom of the page and watch the video review. Seriously, you do not want this game.

DONT BUY THIS!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 7 / 10
Date: December 16, 2004
Author: Amazon User

This game is the worst. Thats why Im telling you to save your money and buy something better!! This is what you do. You get a truck and race against someone. Dont worry you can win every time because the opponent doesnt move. Want to go straight on the bridge? You will fall through it and back up. Another thing, houses in the way? No problem, you can go right through them, also poles and other objects. You can go out of the game system and back into the race. There ya go, dont waste your time and buy this!

P.S. I would rate this game 0 stars if I could but it wont let me.

THIS GAME OWNS

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 5 / 10
Date: January 20, 2005
Author: Amazon User

This game makes Half-Life 2 look like "astroids" It is the best game ever. It gives me a high sex drive and lets me share my feelings with my sister. It is recommended to any one on this world. If you are craving a sexual rush please play this game.

This game should be againts the law

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 4 / 6
Date: September 25, 2004
Author: Amazon User

This has to be the worse game ever in history.The only reason I gave this one star is because I couldn't put a zero.First of all,when you start the race you can take as much time on the race as you want because you only have one opponet and he never moves at all.When you cross the finish line it says "You Are Winner".It look like a bunch of kids made this game.another thing about it is that you can go through anything on the level.You can drive straight into a house and you will go through it.On one point of the game you have to cross a bridge to get across a lake and when you try to drive across the bridge you fall right through it.Another reason that this game is so bad is you can ride into a hill going straight up and you'll ride up it and wont loose speed.The hill can be going perfectly up.This game also has the worst graphics ever.I't looks like a sega saturn game.I would advise you to stay away from this game and not waste your money.

Buy this game only to have a good laugh.

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 5
Date: December 13, 2004
Author: Amazon User

Oh my god, this game is the worst game ever to hit shelves. I think it was a joke, to release the most horridly bad game ever. Kinda like Mortal Kombat: Special Forces...... wait that wasn't a joke? Midway was actually serious? Well I quote Alex Navarro from Gamespot.com: DON'T BUY THIS GAME!

Ugh.

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 4
Date: January 11, 2005
Author: Amazon User

WORST GAME EVER. This game is horrid. You can drive trucks off the map, into white nothingness, and you can drive through buildings. Not to mention the fact that you can't drive over bridges (your truck falls through the bridge).

To call this one of the worst games ever would be giving it too much credit.

According to the box, you have to evade the law and deliver your goods. The thing is, there are no police officers to evade and no goods to deliver. The only thing you do is race against a AI opponent that never leaves the starting line. Yep, it's true. When you start a game, the AI opponent who is supposed to race against you, just sits there at the starting line for the whole race.

YOU'RE WINNER! The game screams that at you when you finish a race against the nonexistant opponent.

The only "human" who could enjoy this game is a dumb 2-year old who is instantly amazed at trucks driving off the road.

Stay away from this game at all costs.

YOU'RE WINNER!

18 wheels of blunder

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 4
Date: January 25, 2005
Author: Amazon User

I'm winner with this game. I'm like speed racer on that computer fool who thinks he can beat me. I think the guys who made this game are smart bastards who got rich quick. This game isn't just gay, its "liberachi gay." This game is also good for natural male enhancement.

i got scamed ?

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 2 / 6
Date: February 09, 2005
Author: Amazon User

sometimes i wonder if developers are up to no good. there are plenty of bad or poor games out there. unexpereinced game developers sometimes release unfinished titles. this is the way it is and its probally going to be the way it will always be. however when i purchased this monstrosity after being told it was a game i really began wondering about developers. where they drunk? evil? where they trying to run one of the biggest scam based theft crimes in the history of the country. before we go into what makes this such a terrible game. let me say this DO NOT BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. now that thats been said lets get on with it. this game plays as if it were a demo created by a 2 year old who was having his drunk father shout out directions about game design. you could call this one of the worst games ever made. but its not even really a game. this is how it goes. contrary to the back of the box of this game. there are no police chases. you dont deliver anything. you dont have any goals to obtain whatsoever. the game consists of the simple premise of having the player race two trucks in a little enviorement until one reaches the finishing line. however the other truck dosent actaully move. what does the game boil down to? you drive yourself to the finishing line. you dont race anybody or antyhing. the entire game is you driving from a checkpoint to the finishing line. however somehow the developers couldnt even nail this baby wins the race everytime because there are no other cars premise. as it features tons of horrendus incredibly noticeable glitches. there is no colision detection WHATSEOEVER. you drive right trough buildings and moautins. the controls are abominable as they will send you into 2 minute spinning effects. in some cases youll actaully be driving and a huge glitch will be present. such as your truck model which is atrocus looking by the way spin for lenghty periods of time. or some of the time it wont even start up. also sometimes the controls will send you right into nowheresville. as youll drive right trough the enviorement. yes you heard that right. youll drive completely trough the enviorement. and the rest of the time youll be driving your truck on an entirely white screen. crashing into diffrent parts of an enviorement that visaully is not even exsistent. not that seeing the enviorement would justify the rough edges. as the enviorements in the game are horrid looking. the graphics in this game are apsolutely frightful. the envioreents are simplistic as your mind can possibly imagine. to call them dull would be the worlds biggest understatement. they are horrible entirely vacant and lacking any eye appeal. the road looks as stiff and plain as an unwashed blackboard. and the disgustingly bad set peices which are other worthless seems as though they were slapped on by a person who was trying to finish the graphics before a 2 minute timer buzzed. this is easily one of the most hideous games ever created. and the idea that any person would take any pride creating this level design is apsolutely atrocuis. the sound design is also terrible theres no music to speak of in the game. the sound effects are akin to a light brreze in a room flapping a sheet of paper. but the annoying youre winner chant every single time you win a race. will surely be the thing that makes you pull your hair out. spit on yourself for buying the game then press the mute button. theres also no story but why would ther be in a game like this? as racing your truck across the simple checkpoint. can only be an option if the game doesnt brake down on you. or if it dosent decide to throw you in a white blank screen where you are temporarily crippled inside your truck. if you dont belive me on how bad this game is and decide to say i wasnt helpful in writing this reveiw. then you can always buy this game for less. lots of auction sites are selling it for about a dime now. in short why would you want a game that isnt really a game. a game than you could have done a better job on. the main point is this is one of the most despicable games ever and if you buy it youll surely feel like a criminal. handing your money to scam theft arists not actaul game developers.

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