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Oh the horror

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 39 / 51
Date: November 30, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This game is terrible. The controls are like wrestling with an alligator, the graphics look like something on the PS1, the story is beyond laughable, and the sound will blow out your speakers (and not in a good way). I wouldn't wish this game on my worst enemy. I just wish I could give it 0 stars. The best thing you can say for this game is that the disc might make a good frisbee. The cover art is the best part of the experience.

This game is Horrible!!!!

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 31 / 41
Date: November 30, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This game is so horrible that the company that made it had to fire an EIC for an honest review. Isn't worth $5.
PS Jeff overrated this game

Overrated

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 27 / 35
Date: December 01, 2007
Author: Amazon User

It has an interesting premise....play as the bad guys, but frankly it just isn't a good game at all. Terrible controls, repetitive, and WAY too much swearing....to the point that you get so desensitised to it, that it loses any "shock" value and just gets.....mundane.

Note---this review pertains to the single player potion as I didn't get to test multiplayer much at all.

don't get fired

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 26 / 34
Date: November 30, 2007
Author: Amazon User

Very sloppy game. Not worth playing. The graphics are not up to snuff with what Xbox 360 can do. Played one level and had to stop. Just a generic game. =( not worth even $19.95 bargain bin. I hope I don't get fired for writing this review.

Extremely Disappointed

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 21 / 29
Date: November 17, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I have been hyped up about getting this game. I bought it and was extremely disappointed. The graphics are less than admirable. The guns don't sound like guns. The acting is cheesy, and the story line was boring. This game is nothing like Hitman. My advice: make more Hitman games because unlike this game, they rock.

A big waste of money

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 19 / 22
Date: November 29, 2007
Author: Amazon User

Kane and Lynch has terrible graphics, poor controls, a lame story, and shoddy collision detection. It is absolutley a TERRIBLE game.They simply dressed a half-baked game with plenty of F-bombs and violence, and hoped gamers wouldn't notice how bad it truly is. You should be VERY careful buying ANY game made by EIDOS (the creators of this piece of trash)as most of their games are as bad as Kane and Lynch, or dare I say worse.

How bad is it? Eidos paid tons of advertising space on the internet for this game, (which has a universal average of under 6.5 out of ten)and now bully game sites into firing their reviewers when they tell people how bad the game is. They are hoping you won't hear how bad this game really is.

Amazon has TONS of GREAT 360 and PS3 games, many that just came out this very month.If you want yourself or a loved one to enjoy the holiday season, buy them one of these better games, and not the HORRIBLE,LAZY, and CRAPPY Kane and Lynch.

Lame, ugly game

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 17 / 19
Date: December 02, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This game was just ugly. Ugly story, game mechanics, and dialog. Rent it if you have to. Not worth buying.

Pathetic

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 15 / 21
Date: December 01, 2007
Author: Amazon User

This is a poor game with bad game play and no amount of pay offs and bribes by the publisher can change that fact.

It's a shame we can't do 0 stars

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 9 / 11
Date: December 02, 2007
Author: Amazon User

The poor controls are just slightly better than the frustrating number of bugs, poor graphics, and sloppy storytelling. Worth a rental just to see how bad Xbox games can really get, but not worth any more than that.

Consistently bad

1 Rating: 1, Useful: 10 / 13
Date: December 03, 2007
Author: Amazon User

I have been gaming for years and this was the first game I have ever rented; luckily. I usually buy games new or buy them used. I am so happy I rented this terrible game and didn't blow any money on it. Actually, I take that back. I'm still a bit upset that I wasted my free rental coupon on it and didn't use it on a more deserving game. The controls are extremely loose, the weaponry and graphics are unrealistic, and it gets a bit confusing at times what the goal of the mission is. It's a shame that this game was not delivered as it could have been. It's a great idea that was poorly executed. It's just Blah.

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